Name: Tourist Trapped
Released: 2016-09-27
Cast: Jason Ritter, Alex Hirsch, Kristen Schaal

1) pat.

- Pat pat. - Pat pat.
2) smooch

Isn't he the best? Check out this giant smooch mark he gave me!
3) dipper

Dipper, listen to me.
4) merch

drummed up by guys like me to sell merch to guys like that.
5) sucker

You see their little legs? Suckers are tiny.
6) nerd

Whatcha readin'? Some nerd thing?
7) splinter

Check out all my splinter!
8) teamwork

All right, teamwork, guys! Like we practiced.
9) slick

- What you readin' there, slick? - Oh!
10) suspicion

"Unfortunately, my suspicion have been confirmed.
11) mosquito

Just today my mosquito bites spelled out "beware."
12) jerk

And they're total jerk!
13) sweater

Oh! Yes, you can keep chewing on my sweater. Ha ha ha ha ha!

1) rig

- I rig it! - Mabel,
2) disappear

like the guy who was writing it mysteriously disappear.
3) overstock

Um, I accidentally overstock some inventory,
4) blink

He never blink! Have you noticed that?
5) unlock

are waiting to be unlock?
6) mess

You've mess with the wrong creatures, boy.
7) transform

Our uncle had transform his house into a tourist trap
8) assure

Rest assure, there's a perfectly logical explanation.
9) struggle

The more you struggle, the more awkward this is gonna be for everybody.
10) tend

My sister tend to look on the bright side of things.
11) drum

drum up by guys like me to sell merch to guys like that.
12) realize

you realize that they've probably always got your back."
13) decide

when our parents decide we could use some fresh air.

1) accidentally

Um, I accidentally overstocked some inventory,
2) aloud

I couldn't help but overhear you talking aloud to yourself in this empty room.
3) perfectly

Rest assured, there's a perfectly logical explanation.
4) somewhere

Let's go somewhere private.
5) unfortunately

"Unfortunately, my suspicions have been confirmed.
6) absolutely

Absolutely"?
7) alone

Finally, we're alone.
8) sometimes

I guess I can be kind of paranoid sometimes, and...
9) finally

Finally, we're alone.
10) otherwise

Otherwise people are gonna think you're a major league cuckoo clock.
11) actually

What? Are you actually not gonna show me?
12) kind

- but I think you're kind of overdoing it with the "crazy" part. - What?!
13) often

"these creatures are often mistaken for... Teenagers?!

1) unimaginable

fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror.
2) fateful

until one fateful day...
3) distracting

The world's most distracting object!
4) irresistible

I guess I'm just irresistible!
5) awkward

The more you struggle, the more awkward this is gonna be for everybody.
6) adorable

and I'm gonna be adorable, and he's gonna be dreamy.
7) pale

"Known for their pale skin and bad attitudes,
8) epic

It's my big chance to have an epic summer romance.
9) surprised

I wouldn't be surprised if the man of my dreams
10) weird

Something weird is going on in this town.
11) sad

I guess I'm just sad that my first boyfriend
12) alive

All right, look alive, people.
13) fifth

For the fifth time, it's not an actual face!

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