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00:21:39
Jason Ritter, Alex Hirsch, Kristen Schaal
2095
to the badland of Dipper's old laundry,
Let's go get some perp, Candy!
I'm a pig! Oink oink, right?
I just made Stan an omelet shaped like his own face.
Dipper! You're phoning it in!
But who stole the caper?
Lets grow some moustache!
All these chore will be worth it when I get this room.
Look, it all begins with this little fella,
Shag carpeting... come on!
A mud puddle!
You want any of this leftover pizza?
"I am a werewolf, creature of the night.
All right. If you meow one more time--
Get ready to be poke by the fun stick!
I've regain my innocence!
All I know, is if you shuffle your feet on this carpet,
Well, at least my braces don't whistle when I breathe!
But who stole the capers?
I'm a man trap in a pig's body!
The room belong to you, Dipper.
I said, uh, shut up, old man!
At least I wash my clothes once in a while!
Yes! Stan shot!
Problem solve! I'll move in here!
When I lie naked on the living room floor.
Except for Soos, who may be pig permanently?
I barely understand it.
I should do out loud wishing more often.
I say, I'm gonna win this room somehow,
The trick is to hold perfectly still.
Do you think you could do this somewhere else?
What? Why do you automatically get the room?
I'll finally have my own space,
And I'm... like, just left behind.
Actually felt good that time.
See you again soon!
Move it along, weird old man.
Sharing a room was bad enough.
A bearded witch chasing a talking pig!
The pituitary gland.
One of my irrational girl mood swings, you know?
- And awkward. - Hey, look!
Gerard is just so fierce.
Calling all boys preteen edition?!
What? I'm delightful to live with!
You're fat and dumb, and you're a dummy.
We got some reports of excessive giggling.
I taste delicious!
Get rid of it.
This old shack is full of weird secrets.
Look, times are tough, economy, or something, etc.