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00:22:39
Jason Ritter, Alex Hirsch, Kristen Schaal
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Welcome to tumbleweed terror, pardner!
- Crazy. - Sweet mose!
Say "Oink" One more time.
Taunt, taunt.
with that gorgeous pinball wench distracting me.
Dipper!
which force upon the wearer an inability to lie." Hmm.
I'll save you from this body-switching warlock!
Hushed exclamation of wonder.
When compared to the immortality of a high score?
Distraction! Distraction!
Is that a good title? Do they have to be, like, pun or whatever?
"Buried 'neath a tree stump in the deep forest are truth teeth,
This remix is dedicate to my brother.
Scrambled meat, here it is.
So now I reckon. I'm gonna tilt you.
revert back to your ridiculous old voice.
I scare away crowds!
turning off the power erase the high score permanently.
Hardly. If'n I do recall, I warn y'all not to cheat.
I dump it in Stan's coffee.
and the doctor's assign me a seeing-eye bear
Usually I spend the hour aggressively scratch myself
If you survive.
That ain't right. You cheat.
You see, I lie to you.
Usually I spend the hour aggressively scratching myself
Now there had better be a darn good explanation for this.
secretly a crime fiction writer!
turning off the power erases the high score permanently.
We're somewhere where it looks like we're nowhere.
Because I regularly commit massive tax fraud.
We're somewhere where it looks like we're nowhere.
Goodbye forever!
We're gonna land on something eventually.
Could is possibly be any worse than this?
You're the guy who prank called me earlier!
You'll learn that sometimes
I might finally get the high score
You'd better have a durn good explanation for this.
Welcome to tumbleweed terror, pardners!
but none more bottomless than the bottomless pit,
Look at this guy's abnormal and unattractive face!
It's nothing to be ashamed of, Dipper.
Well, that was disturbing.
I even sound ridiculous when I cry.
Look at this guy's abnormal and unattractive face!
I thought old folks were useless,
Dipper's pain is funny, but I'm starting to get bored.
Uh, guys? There's an awful
Ho-ho-ho! Magnificent!
And smuggling endangered animals across multiple state lines.