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00:22:39
Jason Ritter, Alex Hirsch, Kristen Schaal
4691
Half taur!
Teach your uncle how to wear a cummerbund
-Soos! -What's up, hambone?
Dipper! It's me, Mabel!
Another hydrant destroyed.
Are you some kind of minotaur?
Dipper the destructor wants us to teach him
And a small plate of ketchup for the boy.
After a second round of deliberation,
Face it, mabel, your uncle's unfixable.
I mean, honey wasp kitten baby.
Now you're gonna jump a crazy gorge
The mer-people live in the water-- 'cause they're loser!--
And I kinda flunk this manliness video game thing... Hmm...
So did I, like, summon you, or...
When the tiger roar
He's our sworn enemy.
You got no muscles, you smell like baby wipes,
I've survive forty-nine other trials.
Sheesh! How am I relate to that?
All right. I admit it, okay? It would be nice if she liked me.
Another hydrant destroy.
-Hey, quit it! -You quit it!
Oh, yeah. I guess I'm suppose to kill you or I'll never be a man.
Like that spin pie trolley thing in the diner.
Please don't eat me! I haven't shower in like a week!
Why don't you give me a call sometime?
Obviously you guys think it would be too hard to train me.
No offense, Dipper, but you're not exactly manly Mannington.
I'm soft like a woman.
Sometimes I leave it on, 'cause dang it,
I feel like I'm finally becoming a man here.
I'm sure deep down you have a soft side too.
I'm fine locking him inside if you are.
Yeah, sure. Soon as this yahoo makes up his mind.
Not manly enough.
And sure, when a girly pop song comes on the radio,
But you're always fixing stuff in the diner,
Smile hard.
Sometimes I leave it on, 'cause dang it,
This if foolish! Leave now or die!
-And have just been so supportive. -Oh, stop.
Spin, ya dumb pie! Spin!
And a plate of delicious pancakes.
With the fancy flour they use these days?
You are a cranky, gross, weird old man.
Weak!
To do this really tough, horrible thing,
Stupid diner! Stupid lumberjack!
Okay, fine. That's okay with me.
You are a cranky, gross, weird old man.
All right. Let's try to get that inner beauty on the outside.