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00:20:11
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
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- Not for long. - I call dib on the Golden Age Flash.
The door to the stairwell of the other building was locked.
Are you not an accumulator of Care Bears and My Little Ponies?
Then your demeanor seems very low-energy.
Lox and bagel, the breakfast of time travelers.
Mom, my bar mitzvah bonds, how much do I got?
Stuff that in your Speedos, Jacuzzi Bob.
And who is that Japanese feline I see frolicking on your shorts?
...where society had splintered into two faction:
-...with lettuce and Swiss on whole wheat. - What'd they give you?
- Ten, nine, eight-- - Where are your sniper?
- You bid $800? - It was a spur-of-the-moment thing.
Same paradox.
More importantly, you have a Darth Vader voice changer?
I asked for turkey and roast beef...
Your inability to successfully woo Penny...
If we take the dish off, it might fit in the elevator.
No. No more toys or action figures or prop or replicas...
...long predate your acquisition of the time machine.
...you wouldn't have the conversation that irritate you...
I troubleshoot space-shuttle payloads.
Good choice. Alexander Graham Bell invent the telephone and calls for Watson.
...but I think you'll agree that practicality dictate it remain here.
...where society had splinter into two factions:
...who insist I stay for lunch.
Mrs. Bell was deaf. She's not even gonna hear you knock.
"No eating in the time machine." I propose that we add:
I disagree.
...who survive by feasting on the flesh of the gentle surface-dwelling Eloi.
They might as well have drag this thing through a car wash.
We all paid for it, so it belong to all of us.
- I slip and skinned my knee. - Are you okay?
HOWARD: If I push any harder, I'm gonna give birth to my colon.
The door to the stairwell of the other building was lock.
I just assume.
Yeah, that's right. I've lost an entire day's pay thanks to this.
I remotely repair satellites on a regular basis.
Your inability to successfully woo Penny...
- Every other month or twice a month? - Twice a month.
...with his extremely attractive young mother.
Okay, first of all, what you call a gap was nearly three feet wide.
- Just give us a few minutes. - I'm running really late.
Howard stepped outside to throw up.
Did the listing actually say "miniature"?
Yeah. It is by far the coolest thing I have ever owned.
It's the same amount of work, no matter how fast you go. Basic physics.
I don't usually pick up on those things.
I wonder why no one else bid.
RAJESH: If my fingers ever work again, I've got a job for the middle one.
Oh, yeah. The guy who lives next to me is always like:
HOWARD: If I push any hard, I'm gonna give birth to my colon.
- You're joking, right'? - Oh, I never joke when it comes to vertigo.
RAJESH: If my fingers ever work again, I've got a job for the middle one.
- Wait a minute. I wanna see that too. - So when it's your turn, you can.
Well, this sandwich is an unmitigated disaster.
the subterranean Morlocks...
Pathetic. All of you, completely pathetic.
- That sounds fair. - Hold on. Bimonthly is an ambiguous term.
- Thanks for pointing it out. - In addition, your premise is flawed.
...motivating you to go back and knock me unconscious.
That's absurd.
...forcing me to crawl through the window of a lovely Armenian family...
How lame is that?
If we all go back to the same time, Bell's lab's going to get very crowded.
Okay, neat. But I really gotta get to work.
It would be worse than useless in a swamp.
Are you upset about something?
Mrs. Bell was deaf. She's not even gonna hear you knock.
It's actually a tremendous bargain.
...who survived by feasting on the flesh of the gentle surface-dwelling Eloi.
I'm getting rid of all of it.
Did you see it? It's rough.