Name: The Big Bran Hypothesis
Released: 2021-01-20
Cast: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco

1) sluice

Show me where we put a drip tray, a sluice and a overflow reservoir?
2) descendent

We are the intellectual descendent of Archimedes.
3) dowel

LEONARD: Six two-inch dowel? - Check.
4) inaccuracy

You realize that scene was rife with scientific inaccuracy?
5) fulcrum

Give me a fulcrum and a lever and I can move the Earth.
6) radium

Madam Curie's discovery of radium turned out to have great potential...
7) emitter

Run an infrared repeater, photocell here, emitter here, easy-peasy.
8) reasonableness

It's reasonableness will be determined by a jury of your peers.
9) sarcasm

Sarcasm?
10) apnea

But it could be sleep apnea. You might wanna see an otorhinolaryngologist.
11) repeater

Run an infrared repeater, photocell here, emitter here, easy-peasy.
12) hallway

...and immediately adjacent to that hallway was this.
13) chatter

Actually, I was less the chatter than the chattee.
14) vortex

This is not anyone's home. This is a swirling vortex of entropy.
15) bastard

PENNY: You sick, geeky bastard!
16) hallmark

The hallmark of the great human experiment...
17) radiator

PVC comes here. Maybe a little corrugated sheet metal as a radiator here.
18) cereal

...most people don't sort their breakfast cereal numerically by fiber content.

1) rouse

...so that they'll be rouse by a crying baby.
2) predicate

Excuse me, your entire argument is predicate on the assumption...
3) insist

Please, we insist. It's the least we can do, considering--
4) derive

...an ability he derive from exposure to sun--
5) regret

...so too I regret my participation in what was...
6) interrupt

- Am I interrupt? - No.
7) slice

...and is immediately slice into three equal pieces.
8) dare

Ask him for a napkin, I dare you.
9) smell

Oh, my. She does smell good.
10) arrive

This just arrive. Brought this up. Just now.
11) involve

Yes, but they all involve a Green Lantern and a power ring.
12) shoot

Where I come from, someone comes into your house at night, you shoot.
13) realize

You realize that scene was rife with scientific inaccuracy?
14) wake

Do you realize that if Penny wake up...
15) catch

...and Superman catch her.
16) lock

We're lock out.
17) replace

What if we replace panels A, B and F and crossbar H with aircraft-grade aluminum?
18) deliver

- There's gonna be some furniture deliver? - Yeah.

1) numerically

...most people don't sort their breakfast cereal numerically by fiber content.
2) solely

Is your objection solely to our presence in the apartment while you were sleeping...
3) personally

Don't take it personally, it's his pathology.
4) somewhat

Granted, my methods may have been somewhat unorthodox...
5) truly

I'm truly sorry for what happened last night.
6) exactly

Exactly half.
7) approximately

...at approximately 120 miles an hour, hits them...
8) immediately

...and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.
9) almost

Almost there.
10) actually

Really more to organize, you're not actually dirty, per se.
11) kind

So you kind of act as like a carbohydrate delivery system?
12) later

I think what you're feeling is valid and maybe later today...
13) together

I think I can put together a cheap Swedish media center.
14) ever

Haven't you ever been told how beautiful you are in flawless Russian?
15) least

...of the least imaginative way to assemble these components.
16) hard

Hard as it may be to believe...
17) again

Thank you again.
18) too

...so too I regret my participation in what was...

1) heatless

Oh, gravity, thou art a heatless bitch.
2) oxyacetylene

- Raj and I will get the oxyacetylene torch. - Meet in an hour?
3) intoxicating

Intoxicating, isn't it?
4) rife

You realize that scene was rife with scientific inaccuracy?
5) inefficient

- It looked pretty good in the store. - It is an inefficient design.
6) imaginative

...of the least imaginative way to assemble these components.
7) measurable

...or lifting belts, or any measurable upper-body strength.
8) imaginary

His imaginary girlfriend broke up with him.
9) inclined

Okay. Now we've got an inclined plane.
10) ridiculous

Don't be ridiculous. I have no peers.
11) insane

Are you insane?
12) upset

...but I'm really upset about it.
13) gentle

...who is not only a wonderful guy, but also, I hear, a gentle and thorough lover.
14) infrared

Run an infrared repeater, photocell here, emitter here, easy-peasy.
15) loud

- Here and here. - Also inefficient, and might be loud.
16) spare

- Yeah, no problem. - Great, here's my spare key.
17) surprised

I'm not surprised.
18) drunk

I mean, all right, my sister shot her husband, but it was an accident, they were drunk.

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