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00:21:57
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
601
Oh, my. Gherkins and...
Now, I am not saying that I should be the sole decider of who you mate with.
...panic attacks, agoraphobia and obsessive-compulsive disorder."
I'm ordering pizza online. ls everyone okay with pepperoni?
...have you ever met a man from the exotic subcontinent of India?
Can I get a hallelujah?
We took quite a detour from what I understand to be your thesis.
Made necessary by her insistence on going into my room.
Why not put a little mocha in the family latte?
I'm warning you. I was judo champion at math camp.
Nothing personal. I'd prefer my niece or nephew...
Lactose intolerance is nothing to be embarrassed about.
I am Shiva, the destroyer. I will have the woman.
Yes, we shared a uterus for nine months.
Luckily for you, that's where the metaphor ended.
Because I'd kill my rabbi with a pork chop to be with your sister.
Oh, you poor deluded bastard.
...and that I'm having regular bowel movements.
...have them fertilize and implanted in you.
I'm always brag to my friends about my brother, the rocket scientist.
I weep for humanity.
- I guess. - Yeah, we Indians invent them.
...have them fertilized and implant in you.
Exactly. And you owe it to yourself and to posterity...
I'm warn you. I was judo champion at math camp.
...that the second-grade curriculum had render you quizzical.
But as a practical matter, need I remind you it takes experimental pharmaceuticals...
So it's settle. You'll stay with us.
If you're not attract, then the likelihood of conception will be reduced.
Sheldon, why are you ignoring your sister?
You donate eggs. We will place them in cryogenic storage.
They mention there may be side effects.
- Pretty much, why? - Just catch up.
...with crooked eyebrows my mom drew on.
Is she lost?
Do you like motorcycles? Because I ride a hog.
Well, I think you're delightfully droll. Or as the French say:
Luckily for you, that's where the metaphor ended.
Are you aware that your sister is an incredibly attractive woman?
Frequent coitus dramatically increases the odds of fertilization.
She's not hiding. She needed to call her grandmother, who's apparently very sick.
How exactly would one measure a sense of humor?
Why does everyone suddenly wanna talk to me alone?
Was it perhaps destiny? I think it was destiny.
Sometimes you just look, and barn, Howard Wolowitz.
Well, how can you be late? I wasn't expecting you at all.
...but we'd be further along in this conversation...
Neither of you are good enough for my sister.
Tell Mom that I currently weigh 165 pounds...
...but we'd be further along in this conversation...
Usually nobody wants to be alone with me.
Nobody ever expects me.
Oh, he once spent nine months with my legs wrapped around his head.
I always thought I was more like a cuckoo bird.
...didn't become flatulent every time they ate an Eskimo Pie.
...from bosonic string theory to heterotic string theory.
...from bosonic string theory to heterotic string theory.
Well, I think you're delightfully droll. Or as the French say:
You're right. If someone wants to get at Missy's fallopian tubes...
Oh, you poor deluded bastard.
Fraternal twins come from two separate eggs.
Lactose intolerance is nothing to be embarrassed about.
Oh. Okay. You know, I don't want to criticize your rhetorical style...
...to overcome pathological shyness.
...panic attacks, agoraphobia and obsessive-compulsive disorder."
...an improvement on the existing mediocre stock.
Lactose intolerance is nothing to be embarrassed about.
...with crooked eyebrows my mom drew on.
It's noteworthy that at other points in history...
That's because you have no measurable sense of humor, Shelly.
- Sheldon, you are really being unreasonable. - Am I?
Even as a little boy, he'd send his imaginary friends home at the end of the day.