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00:20:16
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
1681
Neither of us are neuroscientist, but we both understand the biochemistry of sex.
...is a pretext for letting you know that I'm sexually available.
Blah, blah, hopeless Penny delusion, blah, blah, blah.
...and share a decontamination shower?
I did have a poppy-seed bagel for breakfast...
Waitresses don't yell at you at Big Boy.
No, no, no. Orcs are magic.
Okay, sweetie, I know you think you're explaining yourself...
Dopamine in our brains is released across synapses, causing pleasure.
Just get a hamburger. You like hamburger.
...the barbeque burger or the Kobe burger?
Just extending the intimacy.
Excuse me. Ganesh is the remover of obstacle and Shiva's the destroyer.
Now you can show quark are asymptotically free at high energies.
Boy, you're wound awfully tight for a man who just had sexual intercourse.
...which, unless you're a heroin addict, points to sexual attraction.
"augmented by a battalion of ores from Lord of the Rings.
"augmented by a battalion of ore from Lord of the Rings.
I think I may have misjudge this restaurant.
He'll push that thing until he starve to death.
I'm seducing you.
Equations. Someone's tamper with my equations.
You know why this hamburger surpass the Big Boy?
We flank the Tennessee volunteers...
"augment by a battalion of ores from Lord of the Rings.
I admire your fingering.
Why are you smash a flash-frozen banana?
It's a branch of philosophy relate to linguistics.
I'm sorry. Was that suppose to be a secret?
I assume she meant the two of you...
Nevertheless, this will be reflect in her tip.
Not to mention, you already lost Godzilla...
What happen to Elliott Wong?
...wasn't getting me beat up enough.
...so I guess there was no point in bringing it up.
I like the hamburgers where we usually eat.
...is now romantically unavailable to the first person.
Boy, you're wound awfully tight for a man who just had sexual intercourse.
Maybe sometime you can try that on my instrument.
Who do I speak to about permanently reserving this table?
...is a pretext for letting you know that I'm sexually available.
Nevertheless, this will be reflected in her tip.
Regardless, I have a chance at a real relationship with Leslie.
Apparently, you are a magnificent beast.
She's extremely intelligent.
...but certainly not dilate my pupils...
Okay, what exactly do you think's going on between us?
I'm actually not that into music.
...wasn't getting me beaten up enough.
All right, well, I'll talk to you later. But I am so happy for you, Leonard.
...with the woman who is currently making me happy.
You know, because the second person, though happy...
Not so fast. Remember, the South still has two infantry divisions.
Leslie and I do research together at the university.
How could she take your order when you're too neurotic to talk to her?
What can I say? I'm a passionate and impulsive woman.
You'll be happy to know I plan to come every Tuesday for the foreseeable future.
He asked her out once. It was an embarrassing failure.
I did have a poppy-seed bagel for breakfast...
This is very awkward.
Aren't they adorable?"
And now the other guys are uncomfortable sitting next to him.
Do I wait to greet them with a refreshing beverage?
- I didn't know you ate here. - We don't. This is a disturbing aberration.
I'm being ridiculous.
This has a much more satisfying meat-to-bun-to-condiment ratio.
Are you insane? Are you out of your mind?
No, I mean the obvious, crude double entendre.
LESLIE [FLATLY]: Oh, Leonard, you magnificent beast.
Superman is vulnerable to magic.
There are no incorrect equations on my board.
- Well, it's all good. - Statistically unlikely.