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00:21:37
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
60
Coming up next, teleprompter guy puts the period in a weird.
Splendid. I'll go get my burlap wallet.
Don't eat those popsicle till I get down there!
Look, Chris, I know you think chemical castration
Oh, my God, I can't believe my son's some kind of weirdo!
And, uh, your testicle's hanging out of your shorts again.
rum, macadamia nuts,
Good evening, I'm Glenn Quagmire, your instructor.
Hey, can I ring your doorbell?
"Kelly: It's like kale
It's "Anthony's Song," parentheses, "Movin' Out."
You grunt like a Hungarian lesbian.
It's that pervert!
'cause this Anthony fella, he's moving out.
I could take a whack at hand-distressing furniture.
morning booze and free vomit?
and shove my racket so far down your throat
Just drive me to the racquet club.
Yeah? Hey, what if I fart into it?
Oh, yes, half the bathroom trash is thrown-up scramble eggs.
Like the guy who invent
whose name will be omit here,
the whole time I was chow Ronald.
before he shave one side of his head
We'll make sure Chris apologize
Thanks. You know, I just pretend
Oh, you're warn me?! I'm warn you!
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Joanne was suppose to drive me to the club,
I repeat, not a drill!
It recognize songs and tells you their names.
Oh, yes, half the bathroom trash is throw-up scrambled eggs.
I bet that caught him by surprise.
Stewie, relax. I promise we'll practice,
I'm already caught, Lois. I'm gonna finish.
Look, I'm just happy you push me,
I decided to have myself chemically castrated.
and statistically you will all be here again.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
he was technically distributing child pornography.
besides get to the wind chime store before it closes.
are basically asking for this.
And apparently the girl... Oh, thank God.
we're going to need to use pi, whose digits go on forever.
And I already know exactly where I'm gonna put that trophy.
Well, I'm glad we're finally getting some practice in.
instead of using the walk.
Super bitchy, I know. Now come on, let's go.
We might actually win this thing.
I'm kind of on vacation.
Maybe I'll see you later when you don't have that name tag on.
The house specialty is a half-chewed trout
don't come often in this household.
and shove my racket so far down your throat
That was just my dumb, overprotective dad.
If you put it in a bag of uncooked rice, it'll dry out.
Michael: unintelligible."
God, you idiots are exhausting.
stupid tiny guitars, overpriced golf,
Where frail old men come to weigh themselves in the nude.
sentimental military stuff, lava,
to another underage student.
on mute with closed captioning.
Splendid. I'll go get my burlap wallet.
She bought feminine products at my dad's pharmacy,
Today, we bring you a disturbing case of child pornography.
in front of shallow, rich alcoholics!
Oh, this is awful.
That was just my dumb, overprotective dad.
It appears Chris sent an inappropriate photo of himself
to talk about our new, fake interests.
I'm not surprised.