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00:21:37
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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If that's what the most trusted newsman in Quahog wants.
♪ A chug-a chug-a motion like a railroad train, now ♪
To try and get my shoes sucked into the escalator
are you still keeping up this charade?
Hey, Quagmire, aren't you gonna get in on this?
Yes, quite an ordeal
but look at that bulge in his shorts.
("Sabotage" by Beastie Boys plays)
'Cause my lobe are so nice,
after getting an elderly waitress.
Come down off this ledge with me.
We've got to start a chant
on the brink of suicide.
Chris to poop, that's all.
I know I'm a nerd, but I have, like,
Well, I'm glad your crazy stunt worked out
I ate a dime once.
Eh, my wife's been creaming her spinach over him.
but now we're this close to getting sex outlaw
Channel Five News anchor Tom Tucker has been relieve
So, I'm thinking about getting my ears pierce,
I was dare. By who?!
that screw up my hair and loosened my tie,
Oh, feel like I'm cheat on Tom Bergeron.
The wind on my skin is like "knife."
They're all stretch out.
Since he arrive, our ratings have skyrocketed.
We were suppose to meet an hour ago.
Don't bother. I'm wash up.
Well, whoever this guy is, I'm sure he appreciate
Boy, I never realize
and they threw her a parade.
Hey, I bet lots of millionaires
and now every girl I look at I imagine
No, but I figured if she's bang a guy like you,
I'm pull down so much chotch, it's insane.
this is dangerously out of control!
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
That's legally defensible, by the way.
Everyone saw what I did, and besides, I...
where a local fat man was stuck overnight on a child's train.
Yeah, apparently,
Then, I can just work at a bike shop forever.
of his duties, effective immediately.
I'm alone and lost in the mall!
Yeah, I guess it happens sometimes.
Biracial slam piece, dead ahead.
Yeah, I'm almost done.
We know your large dogs are tied up outside.
I, uh, kind of got my own game going on over here.
a tub of crap soon, you unemployed buttmunch?
Well, I'm big enough to admit when I'm wrong.
But don't worry, it'll come out of my body sooner or later.
further than Charlie Rose.
Biracial slam piece, dead ahead.
(suspenseful action music playing)
That's legally defensible, by the way.
Getting an interview with a crazed jumper
from the centrifugal force?
Coming up, the secret to remaining upbeat
of Quahog General results in the tragic
Peter, that's ridiculous.
a tub of crap soon, you unemployed buttmunch?
I'm pulling down so much chotch, it's insane.
my buddy sent me a bunch of Romanian porn,
and I feel awful about it.
a burst water pipe in the pediatric unit
(jazzy instrumental version of theme song playing)
in a fatal car accident.
(dramatic action music playing on video game)
That's who you're all excited about?
how much sleep you need to not be drunk