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00:21:36
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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of a switchblade pressed against your temple?
Ah, got to walk that boner off, huh?
Lois, I am an unelected vigilante,
Hey, Quagmire, you're a sex guy.
like a bunch of douche bags outside a wedding.
as well as this print ad for the Entourage movie.
(chuckling): Brain fart. Window. Sorry.
So I brought a bottle of your favorite booze.
I know, sweetie, but then I realized how stupid that is.
at the NCIS convention.
I need pillows between my thigh myself.
Given the circumstance, Peter was within his rights
Stewie, you're a jerk!
The cashier at the grocery store told her to "push on,"
Hey, how you feeling there, champ?
I want this racist out the room,
You left a couch out on the curb?
Excuse me, I'll have you know I'm the shooter!
Your words have bewitch me.
He said he felt threaten by me,
I swear, it had nothing to do with the color of his skin,
So... you forgive me?
Propped up on pillows, on account of my fat throat.
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Our drinking couch! Somebody must've stole it!
I deserve to be held responsible for my actions.
Wow, I really mess up.
and I want him arrest!
and then she snap her fingers,
drag it out here last night for a little hump sesh,
I'll be damn if I'm gonna sit back
Soft-core soap-up butts,
Mr. Griffin! You shot me!
If I lay flat on my back, I die.
I know, sweetie, but then I realize how stupid that is.
Unlike you, I just dodge a bullet.
(whispering inaudibly)
"My heart always timidly hides itself
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
Besides, you can't just go get a gun,
Why don't we go somewhere a little more private?
But apparently, I was wrong!
Eh, Mr. Brown, what exactly are you saying?
for the community watch shirts. I talked to him earlier.
Soft-core soaped-up butts,
Or perhaps because of it."
Sometimes I write descriptions of my patients
or finally click that "Crackle" icon on the TV.
it's kind of too cool for the air-conditioner
See you later!
Oh, my God! Quick, do something!
Carter, I think this has all kind of gone too far.
Ha-ha! You got to move fast when Meg's at the table, Brian.
Cigars. We can smoke 'em together, all happy,
"despite her sexless, pageboy haircut.
Lois, I am an unelected vigilante,
they're pretty steamed about this whole thing.
Right branch of the military, wrong investigative arm!
held accountable for his actions.
Look, the police department has deemed the shooting accidental.
Ah, then this must be "Chubster Dumb-Dumb."
It's not working. Get rid of it!
No, no, that's offensive.
"It is not fake.
There's some weird, big-nose guy hiding in the bushes
than out-of-shape indoor-basketball white guys.
I know, sweetie, but then I realized how stupid that is.
No, it's okay. Our last name is Brown.
No, Peter, they're too dangerous.
go through an extensive background screening process. Got 'em.
and too warm for the heater, huh?
a slow, hands-clasped-behind- the-back walk together?