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00:21:38
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Quagmire just showed us his Eric McCormack impression.
with my college a cappella group.
PETER: That's good! Puke on the dress! Puke on the dress!
on our heads, I shall begin my slumber, and...
not some frat house for you and your friends.
(shouts) What the deuce?! Stewie!
I, uh... Did-did... did you just say "fart"?
sing so good? I mean, the teapot I get,
Peter, we have a hamper.
I think there's even a futon up there.
Hey, where's the vegetable aisle?
And maybe I can help you control your strange obsession
Whoa, what's your problem? Why are you being such a jerk?
You were too late. We pooed on the gown.
working the night shift at a supermarket.
You and I will place these cranial impulse receptor caps
It's like a little steak. Mmm, mmm.
Over here is your REM monitor.
I barf on Peter's ass.
Look, I know I'm always bust your balls,
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Aah! That one trip to the petting zoo really mess me up!
So I drag up some stuff and turned it into a sweet hangout.
"Oh, I sure hope the dog approve of who I am."
My mom's dead. Yeah, 'cause I beef her to death.
How-how am I suppose to respond to that?
I thought "nightmare" meant, like, being invite
Time for a baby shot in your fanny!
Last time, he kick me all night.
A, lie down,
I realize what a great space it is.
Hey, wake up!
In fact, I've decide that from this day forward,
Oh, yeah, no, that one stays lock
people always assume I'm very serious in real life.
Help me find my lost puppy?
B, run downhill,
I think they've got this thing backwards.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
I shall never allow myself to fall asleep again.
Literally every other tab is open to Lusty Matures.
This is obviously Chris in a costume.
Apparently, I'm like a father figure to you.
You leave my dress alone, Peter!
Maybe this means that deep down,
In fact, I've decided that from this day forward,
Quick, you're almost on!
Yeah, 'cause I was up super late last night, beefing your mom.
Huh, that's actually a good idea.
Oh, hey, Brian. Stewie kind of took over our bed,
Don't worry. We'll put you in soon.
Geez, I'm glad you came along.
Let's just agree that we both went a bit too far, hmm?
Put your hands together for Sham-Peter!
are born of subconscious fears.
This isn't a job for the meek, Brian.
I had a weird dream. A frightening dream.
It's dark and I'm frightened!
All right, that's... that's awkward.
Sneak attack!
Wow, Stewie, you look exhausted.
MAN (over headphones): Not all snake bites are lethal.
Come on, that's ridiculous.
that always has inconsistent volumes.
I want you to come inside me while I'm asleep.
She's dumb. She got no idea.
(gasps) Did you get rid of the monster?
to my very fancy dinner party.
Now, if you look closely, she's clearly drunk.
Fine. You like the damn attic so much?
It seems weird that I'd have a joke in my own dream
Oh, this seems rather pleasant. Yeah.