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The Family Guy » Season 20 » The Lois Quagmire

00:21:39

Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

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Words to remember

Nouns

1) outlier

"But the real outlier were the friends we made along the way."
2) quagmire

Yes, I'm going, but with Quagmire, not Peter.
3) seatbelt

I'm not going to turn on the "fasten seatbelt" sign.
4) perpetrator

JOE (over speaker): Well, the perpetrator was doing a highly-choreographed routine
5) fella

More sweat than you're used to seeing on a fella,
6) ashtray

He's got three ashtray in use.
7) ovation

I mean, when you got that standing ovation
8) sneaker

but your sneaker's untied.
9) bedside

my CPAP machine and bedside table...
10) waitress

to meet the cocktail waitress I'm about to sleep with.
11) futon

on a four-inch-thick futon in front of three roommates.
12) bearer

Hey, I hate to be the bearer of bad shoes,
13) bun

And then I snuck you each a cinnamon bun,
14) wasp

She runs a scholarship for underprivileged WASPs
15) jug

And, of course, au pair is French for "with jug."
16) brunch

Ladies and gentleman, this is your brunch captain speaking.
17) metaphor

is that strained airplane metaphor.
18) robe

...travel Peloton, every robe I've ever owned,

Verbs

1) upstage

Do you mind if I upstage you at your job?
2) disobey

Peter, if you disobey me about the pizza,
3) mutter

What is this, Mutters Against Drunk Driving?
4) swipe

so I swipe you a new one from the evidence locker.
5) deceive

I'm sorry, ladies. I have deceive you.
6) sneak

And then I snuck you each a cinnamon bun,
7) disappear

ours was the last one he dropped off before he disappear.
8) steal

Hey, I heard your guitar got stolen,
9) dare

(gasps) How dare you?
10) dump

a-and dump him in the town square.
11) screw

Last night he screw the cocktail waitress.
12) cheat

and I cheat on her with the woman
13) rap

I hear she rap, like, a lot.
14) shoot

My father shoot elephants.
15) decide

Oh, look who decide to show up.
16) deliver

Right. We deliver the pizzas and nobody calls the police.
17) guess

Well, I guess I could always go down to the business center
18) eat

I haven't eat all day.

Adverbs

1) morally

and morally superior.
2) positively

♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
3) surprisingly

Surprisingly soulful balladeer.
4) sexually

Then I could shoot you down and feel sexually desirable
5) afterwards

First pee afterwards.
6) hereby

I am hereby changing his designation
7) besides

Besides, you know me.
8) hence

We're married, hence the rings.
9) absolutely

Absolutely. We'll be out here eating pizza
10) exactly

I did exactly what you wanted. I didn't make a move.
11) earlier

I was trying to remember earlier!
12) alone

-We had those ladies fooled. -Just leave me alone, Glenn.
13) forward

please step forward and perform the zombie dance
14) outside

Um, the pizza guy's car is still running outside.
15) soon

Hey, Glenn, I have this class reunion coming up soon,
16) later

Okay, I'll text Bonnie about that later.
17) together

you know, maybe the two of us went together.
18) else

(panting) Love it, love it. What else?

Adjectives

1) undelivered

Oh, no. This means there are still undelivered pizzas
2) underprivileged

She runs a scholarship for underprivileged WASPs
3) riveting

that is the most riveting story I have ever heard.
4) starved

But only 'cause I'm starved for human contact
5) umbilical

Lois, I have an umbilical hernia.
6) depressing

God, this car is depressing.
7) embarrassed

Oh, I should never have been embarrassed to bring him.
8) obese

May I say that you have the breasts of an obese woman
9) risky

that are too risky to walk a dead body into.
10) charming

from "charming" to "a triumph."
11) remarkable

Your husband is remarkable.
12) rid

Okay, we have to get rid of this body
13) decent

Look, if you wanted a decent guy
14) fancy

Oh, it's a letter from my fancy private high school.
15) suspect

We're one short on the suspect lineup.
16) okay

Do I look okay?
17) gross

Nobody look. This is a private, gross matter.
18) tight

And, of course, Scowly Tight-Anus,

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