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00:21:39
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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I-I could get kindergartner throwing pinecones at me?
I let them throw pinecone at me all the time.
Whoa! Chalkboard wall? No way.
QUAGMIRE: Quiet, you don't talk.
a new Laundromat that serves beer.
Think about it: two fella meet on a train,
-Is that, like, fart? -Yes, that's, like, fart.
Stewie Griffin, cat murderer?
♪ You better go in disguise ♪
looks like it has leopard skin pants.
They start you at driveway pebbles.
Later, loser.
What's your problem? Why are you being such a jerk to me?
"The perfect underwear for unexpected wind shear."
But, hey, we had a really good streak, huh?
Nothing better than putting on a warm diaper
their other senses are heightened.
with my kindergarten friends.
Lois would be crush.
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But now I'm gonna have to tell them you welsh on me.
We must've accidentally grab the wrong ones
Oh, quit being so dramatic.
-What was I suppose to do? -Okay, that makes sense.
Oh, never been invite to Doug's before.
I mean, you got your ass kick by a cat.
Miss Tiggywinkles, wake up.
but I bet you don't even know Nancy Pelosi's official title.
I doubt you've ever heard of them, Mr. Velcro.
I assume you're taking this to the end of the line?
When I lost my legs, I gained a sense of underpants.
I forgot it was Wednesday.
Lois spent all day overcooking this meal.
You called Joanna "Joanne" the other day, it happen.
I guess the pet store didn't have a men's department, huh?
He just wear run-of-the-mill Hanes.
We must've accidentally grabbed the wrong ones
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
obviously that stays in this room--
Guess I'll go for my walk and leave Chi-Chi all alone.
especially a pair of underwear.
While that is super sexy and being stored for later,
I had the Uber guy sleep outside,
That actually sounds like what I'm going through
Well, it kind of should.
Will you help me move my stuff back inside?
My stop's pretty soon, too.
While that is super sexy and being stored for later,
Only if I can do it half naked
Far from it, Stewie. I feel for you.
She ran fast because Bonnie was watching.
I doubt you've ever heard of them, Mr. Velcro.
We sure did.
He was always very special to me,
both got disastrous haircuts yesterday,
Ha. Darn thing's always coming off.
(chuckles) I know. It's awkward.
Peter, this is completely ridiculous.
You're being very rude.
and I can tell you're bored.
Eh, it's just this new stuffed monkey Chi-Chi's making waves
more intimate than they used to.
"The perfect underwear for unexpected wind shear."
You've been acting really weird all of the sudden.
I keep trying to get rid of the monkey,
Oh, quit being so dramatic.
Yeah, Tyler's Doug is a drunk stepdad.
You've been acting really weird all of the sudden.
So stupid!
Aah, I'm okay! Let's go again.
Well, you know, when some people go blind
Nothing better than putting on a warm diaper