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00:21:39
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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She'll probably end up with the first fat slob she meets.
Long spoon to keep your knuckle dry?
Isn't that the same raccoon?
Did that cocky jogger finally get hit by a car?
This council has no hesitation in pronouncing you...
How's the temperature, sweetie?
Daddy, will you come to my recital?
like an air hockey puck?
prompted by mom-related boredom.
Help Mommy out and just open the latch, huh?
Hard-shell taco, y'all.
Oh, perfect. I have a dime and a penny.
It's in my crate and you may have it.
And I'm sorry I've been such a jerk.
to touch the Target cashier lady I want to run away with.
You're an addict, and I'm the reason those pills
I'm about to take me trousers off.
Hey, y'all! Come and get your A&W cream soda floats!
LIAM HEMSWORTH: Oh, Chris, you startle me.
Nope. I outran them.
No time, Mom. The girl I stalk
(distorted): All of these coupons are expire.
Well, you know how Teacher Amy has you dive for rings?
You drag all that stuff out to your lawn
prompt by mom-related boredom.
if doggy arms are suppose to bend that way.
Have your pain meds kick in yet?
A thousand bucks a show split six ways.
Excuse me, ma'am, are you lost?
I don't know, maybe forget everything that just happen?
I guess I've got nothing to do except create an excuse
They're movies tape off the TV, so they all have commercials.
You really fix this thing up.
Come on, come on, you just touch it!
¶ It seem today that all you see ¶
MAN: Lois, you stand on trial for drug use
¶ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ¶
That's basically 4:00.
Damn it, there's got to be one more pill in here somewhere.
Forever?
you could possibly give to an opponent,
Isn't it generally agreed that foosball,
Did that cocky jogger finally get hit by a car?
No. (chuckles) This one actually works here.
Oh, that must be soon.
How's your new novel coming along?
Later, alligators.
to throw everything away, though.
Let's start a life together. I have 42 VHS tapes.
Ping-Pong was the greatest thin that had ever happened to me.
Oh, now she's typing again.
Yeah, me, too.
Would you like to glide around on my head
much like soccer, originated in Western Europe?
MAN: I'm the third one, and I'm trouserless, too.
NARRATOR: Audible presents Times We've Been Nude
Y-You're on mute, Jor-El.
It's okay. I'm sure that noise won't make me go insane.
This coupon is expired.
It's still very rough.
-(knocking) -JOE: Hey, Lois, is everything okay?
that Netflix has to ask if I'm still alive.
So, what, you're mad 'cause people
something for bulk trash day!
Broken arm, huh? (clicks tongue)
that's just religious Spanish shouting.
that's just religious Spanish shouting.
Aw, poor Brian.
She'll probably end up with the first fat slob she meets.
Oh, wait, if we want to have a fair match,
at an Indian casino.
Oh, perfect. I have a dime and a penny.