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00:21:39
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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"Felt a little trepidation about killing myself,
and hold my utensil upright at the table.
Billionaires!
You cooking brussels sprout?
Well, fella, I'm off.
just another jab at my penis, but sure.
and then mismanages with reckless incompetence.
and pulley that lift him.
whether it's illness or loneliness or turning 70.
I got to create a distraction so I can get out of here.
Incontinence is really not that uncommon at your age.
"Those who doubt the wand's power suffer the wand's wrath."
for an erection.
and can't satisfy women through intercourse.
I-I think I saw a take-out mustard packet
Any recent boo-boo?
Time for a poignant, cinematic farewell.
Welcome to the roast portion of the evening.
and then mismanage with reckless incompetence.
Anyway, I may have boner the stakeout.
Are your glasses always that smudge?
I was propel by a heart attack.
That's the age people shrug at
I met Margaret Atwood and we forage for wild mushrooms.
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Man, something smell good in here.
The food shuttle out of my cloaca much easier that way.
"Those who doubt the wand's power suffer the wand's wrath."
I tap a maple tree and milked a cow.
I microwave them till they were mixed.
Stewie, I celebrate my tenth birthday this week.
This was suppose to be my day and you're ruining it.
I'm wash my hands of your cooties.
What if you spun the plate around, Dad?
and pulleys that lift him.
I pointed it at a bus, the bus crash,
REPORTER: Meg was noticeably absent from the episode.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
We'll be dealing with Meg internally.
and hold my utensils upright at the table.
Yes, incredibly.
You've barely touched your dinner.
Did you know you can literally vibrate disease
What? But you're perfectly healthy.
and besides, you know,
and now he's alone and dying on a bus somewhere.
and now he's alone and dying on a bus somewhere.
that tells you otherwise.
Tried it from behind?
and, uh, make a decision moving forward.
I recently found out I have cooties.
it almost sounds like real diarrhea.
Actually, Stewie, there's something important
What are you doing here? My family's right inside.
completely undigested food out of my bag,
woefully unprepared for
Time for a poignant, cinematic farewell.
and then mismanages with reckless incompetence.
for when he gets sober.
Well, that's understandable,
Me and a bunch of other buff cooties victims
Man, am I that predictable?
Incontinence is really not that uncommon at your age.
We could be hit with an unprecedented pandemic
I think it's ridiculous to have a party for a dog.
but that's profound.
And that dumb Shaquille O'Neal GIF!
I'm an adult with a developmental disorder.
I've just been so nervous about these test results.
That's the infected Play-Doh!
Stewie, aren't you being a little dramatic
and sing Melissa Manchester's "Don't Cry Out Loud."