Name: Bargaining
Released: 2017-12-18
Cast: Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross

1) mm.

A rain check? Mm.
2) a.m.

And I'm not gonna be done till 2:00 a.m.
3) macaroon

I would hate to see them go to waste. Macaroons are my favorite.
4) gunk

Makeup just covers that up. He's right, sweetie. You don't need all that gunk on your face.
5) freshener

Along with a pack of gum and an air freshener. You're right. It's stupid. All my ideas are stupid.
6) loophole

By the time he's done finding loophole and hiding assets,
7) chore

I should just stick to doing chore. Don't just walk away.
8) armpit

Milady's armpit will be aluminum-free.
9) orson

How would I go about hiding your assets from orson?
10) lunatic

(lowers voice) are you a lunatic? I am not walking
11) sweetie

Sweetie, don't listen to those kids. They're idiots.
12) deodorant

(lowered voice) my special deodorant?
13) germ

I don't share cosmetics. I'm sort of a germ freak.
14) intimacy

So the theory is it creates intimacy and brings you closer.
15) blush

Now can I borrow some blush?
16) sweetheart

Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
17) valet

I mean, it was bad enough when you did it with the valet. I can't help it.
18) vodka

I'll make us some goody bags filled with earplugs and vodka.

1) supe

And the supe bowl all rolled into one.
2) anemic

You're out on the town with your anemic lesbian sister.
3) candied

I will make candied apples for your sleepover.
4) agonizing

Oh, I'm in agonizing pain. Thanks for asking.
5) attuned

You become more attuned to each other's needs
6) gooey

I want you to have the whole rich, gooey center.
7) dignified

I don't know of a dignified way to screw a spouse out of money
8) throbbing

I-it's really throbbing. Oh, please hurry.
9) unethical

The sleaziest, most unethical divorce lawyer in town.
10) outright

Even resort to some outright trickery.
11) adorable

And his adorable son,
12) exhausted

I'm exhausted. How about we take a rain check?
13) fragile

Deep down, he's just a fragile little boy
14) delightful

Oh, really? What a delightful coincidence.
15) rude

M.j., you're being rude.
16) intact

With your business and your assets intact.
17) asleep

You fell asleep?
18) brave

I want you to be brave and funny and creative...

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