Name: Back in Business
Released: 2017-12-18
Cast: Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross

1) sec.

Just give me a sec.
2) parcher

How about you? Are you still at, uh, parcher & murphy?
3) schlep

So it may be a bit of a schlep. Oh! (laughs)
4) grata

I may be persona non grata at every company in this town,
5) grope

Of ten minutes of grope 'n snore at midnight.
6) snore

Of ten minutes of grope 'n snore at midnight.
7) weirdo

Why are you shoving that little weirdo down juanita's throat?
8) felon

I-i'm a felon who can't hold on to a job.
9) mozzarella

Well, back before I consecrated my life to mozzarella,
10) pizzeria

You own a pizzeria?
11) portrayal

Saw her portrayal of their drinking.
12) depiction

Saw his depiction of their fighting...
13) jealousy

(cheering) but you'll have to work hard to see the jealousy,
14) tummy

And I'm gonna bring you something for your tummy.
15) videotape

And I told you to videotape it.
16) vodka

"Milk, bread, vodka, condoms--"
17) circumstance

I guess under the circumstance,
18) luncheon

There's a luncheon on the 12th. I do hope you can make it. Oh.

1) overshoot

Well, they overshot and wound up in "bland,"
2) shove

Why are you shoving that little weirdo down juanita's throat?
3) invent

Wake up! Playdates were invent by mothers
4) reap

Is the man who reap the greatest reward.
5) swamp

Quarterly tax time has got me swamp. Well, we'll--we'll definitely call you today.
6) thrill

I--i but, you know, m.j. Will be thrill, and...
7) designate

Somebody's taking their designate driver position...
8) crush

Don't you think he crush it?
9) bust

But I got a bust pipe outside the house.
10) reject

Bree's husband felt reject. I think it's strange to see my wife billed
11) smell

It smell like mu shu.
12) approve

But I've actually approve the old campaign,
13) butter

Every year, ms. Elenora butter
14) crowd

(lowers voice) just like he's trying to crowd me out.
15) stretch

But I'm really stretch thin these days.
16) suppose

It was suppose to be a picture of the family,
17) invite

We invite her over to play, so go play.
18) pad

You're completely pad. So just do what I say--

1) indistinctly

(woman speaking indistinctly on tv)
2) luckily

But luckily, he'll have his old man there to pick him up.
3) technically

He was good... You know, technically.
4) loud

We don't have to read them out loud.
5) obviously

That she obviously doesn't like.
6) apparently

Apparently, we've been named businesswoman of the year.
7) definitely

Quarterly tax time has got me swamped. Well, we'll--we'll definitely call you today.
8) eventually

She's gonna learn 'em eventually,
9) absolutely

Are you sure he hasn't been practicing? No. He was absolutely waiting for you.
10) certainly

Well, that's certainly an intriguing notion.
11) previously

Previously on...
12) flat

Nope. They turned me down flat.
13) sometimes

Sometimes I fake it when I wrestle with daddy.
14) finally

I finally do something nice in this neighborhood,
15) forward

Something he was looking forward to until you ruined it.
16) quite

I wasn't expecting anything quite so... Elaborate.
17) especially

I love it, especially how big and strong you made me look.
18) late

Is late at night, but by that time, we're too exhausted.

1) excruciating

And passed on the facts of life in excruciating detail.
2) understated

Um, I think "understated" was what they were going for.
3) unsuspecting

I mean, dumping our kid off on some unsuspecting woman
4) tasteful

And your tasteful possessions.
5) stale

I'm telling you, the only thing stale than that ad campaign
6) embarrassed

I was embarrassed.
7) bland

Well, they overshot and wound up in "bland,"
8) awkward

But wouldn't it be awkward having me as your boss?
9) jealous

(scoffs) you have nothing to be jealous of.
10) intriguing

Well, that's certainly an intriguing notion.
11) divorced

One big, happy, divorced family.
12) exhausted

Is late at night, but by that time, we're too exhausted.
13) lame

Well, who knew your marketing guys were such lame-os?
14) deceased

Is there a Mr. Van de kamp? No, uh, Mr. Van de kamp is deceased.
15) neat

On a free-standing display unit. Neat, huh?
16) awful

You're right. I was awful the other day.
17) brave

Hey, doc. Uh, don't you hand out lollipops to brave little boys?
18) urgent

It's a very urgent, high-level stuff.

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