Name: Everybody Says Don't
Released: 2017-12-18
Cast: Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross

1) a.m.

It's tomorrow at 8:00 a.m. So get a good night's sleep,
2) emasculation

Your penchant for emasculation, my kleptomania.
3) kazak

That is a handwoven kurdish kazak rug.
4) tranquilizer

It's nature's tranquilizer. (laughs) (chuckles)
5) cartwheel

Katherine was doing cartwheel about us getting married, so...
6) chive

(scraping) I think the chive will give it the bite it's so sorely lacking.
7) beekeeper

Of becoming a beekeeper. Well, then you have no choice. Bite the bullet and bitch.
8) lard

Eating lard in the shape of chicken,
9) ebb

But every marriage has its ebb and flow.
10) uranus

And I giggled uncontrollably when I read the word "uranus."
11) fluency

You can't get the kind of fluency you need
12) deportation

They're processing my deportation papers.
13) tequila

Oh, tom. You and tequila?
14) jealousy

I don't know. Jealousy?
15) sweetie

Oh, no, sweetie. We have to go. They're family.
16) receptionist

His receptionist, however,
17) hallway

You sure you didn't see him when you were in that back hallway?
18) sweetheart

Trash don't change, sweetheart. She's up to something.

1) uncontrollably

And I giggled uncontrollably when I read the word "uranus."
2) carelessly

And since you rather carelessly
3) harshly

And please know that I won't judge any of you harshly
4) orson

Has orson brought up the insurance claim again?
5) luckily

This is what family does for each other. Well, luckily, it's a big family.
6) accidentally

And pretend he accidentally drowned?
7) sadly

If you know what I'm saying. Sadly, karl, I always know what you're saying.
8) nowhere

When my father left, mamá and i had nowhere else to turn.
9) barely

We're barely scraping by.
10) besides

And besides, my parisian salad doesn't call for any chives.
11) overnight

So I think we should think about it overnight
12) obviously

Obviously, it has to be someone who can afford to do this.
13) apparently

And apparently, there was no smoke in his lungs.
14) apart

I could never tell you two apart.
15) twice

I-i passed out twice in the essay section,
16) properly

I realized that I never properly congratulated you
17) previously

Previously on...
18) exactly

This time, knowing exactly what I wanna major in.

1) unemployable

Avoid the way marked "unemployable loser."
2) handwoven

That is a handwoven kurdish kazak rug.
3) nagging

Without being perceived of as a nagging shrew.
4) parisian

And besides, my parisian salad doesn't call for any chives.
5) obnoxious

An obnoxious, unpleasant man will be out of my life,
6) bland

Mmm! Not bland anymore.
7) kurdish

That is a handwoven kurdish kazak rug.
8) unpleasant

An obnoxious, unpleasant man will be out of my life,
9) suspicious

Was destroyed by a suspicious fire,
10) depressed

I know how depressed you've been since jackson was deported,
11) inspiring

Yeah. It was inspiring. You were so right to send us.
12) ridiculous

That's ridiculous, isn't it?
13) insane

Are you insane? Why would you do something--
14) unfair

(scoffs) it's totally unfair to mike.
15) supportive

While at the same time appearing supportive. That's your advice?
16) bored

Then he'll get bored and move on to his new dream
17) upset

You seem upset.
18) innocent

Of an innocent young boy, I say...

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