Name: Mirror, Mirror
Released: 2017-12-18
Cast: Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross

1) mm.

That you're going to make very good use of your time away. Mm.
2) cellmate

You cellmate was a crooked c.p.a.
3) frittata

Uh, would anybody like some more frittata?
4) felon

Because no one will hire a felon?
5) taupe

For an hour, telling me you want to paint every room taupe. You said you liked it.
6) mitzvah

And the braverman bar mitzvah?
7) sweetie

Hey, what's the matter, sweetie?
8) deodorant

(sniffs) I'm not even wearing deodorant. I said the house smells good.
9) rake

Drop the rake and get in.
10) plunge

We should take the plunge. What do you think?
11) sweetheart

She'll be 70, sweetheart.
12) anemia

Great. So do I have anemia?
13) inmate

Is my wife amazing or what? I mean, how many inmate
14) scotch

Do you like scotch?
15) brunch

Get sent off with a festive champagne brunch?
16) vodka

I need you to pour the cheap vodka
17) nod

To smile and nod at neighbors
18) dementia

The dementia, that is. You think karen's going senile?

1) botch

Who obviously botch your vasectomy.
2) arouse

And arouse the suspicion... This guy is up to something.
3) vow

You vow to me that you wouldn't say that.
4) owe

You just don't understand what I owe to katherine.
5) administer

He administer c.p.r. Until the ambulance got there.
6) bless

God bless us again because you are such a great mom.
7) remind

She remind me of my grandmother when we first started to notice.
8) steal

And when we start steal to support ourselves,
9) deserve

Yeah, she deserve it.
10) smell

Oh, please. Telling me I smell good?
11) assure

Why? Because she's the one who assure me
12) drag

I sat because my feet hurt from you drag me around
13) destroy

Before he destroy the man who had ruined his life,
14) involve

I don't want our neighbors involve in our business. (rings doorbell)
15) suppose

Well, I suppose I could palm it off to mayer.
16) solve

Problem solve. Mazel tov!
17) lie

I'm sorry that I lie, and for what it's worth,
18) divorce

And you'll be officially divorce.

1) orson

When orson left, I...
2) awfully

You're awfully quiet tonight.
3) someday

But everybody dies someday, right?
4) purely

Just a purely physical thing?
5) wherever

Come on. This is cool. We can go wherever we want.
6) somehow

And before we had celia, and somehow we manage.
7) essentially

Essentially, his heart stopped pumping. (voice breaks) oh. Is he...
8) perfectly

To spoil a perfectly nice first day in prison.
9) personally

A few, but don't take it personally.
10) obviously

Well, he obviously changed his mind.
11) apart

The guilt has been tearing me apart.
12) carefully

But he knew he had to move carefully.
13) possibly

I couldn't possibly be a good mom,
14) twice

There's no way lightning's gonna strike twice."
15) absolutely

Oh, absolutely.
16) previously

Previously on...
17) exactly

No. Not exactly.
18) earlier

Earlier that evening,

1) disoriented

She seemed totally disoriented, babbling.
2) senile

The dementia, that is. You think karen's going senile?
3) fickle

Nobody likes a fickle god.
4) bionic

I am done fighting off your bionic sperm.
5) dap

Aren't you dap?
6) vulgar

Without mumbling into my drink. Well, it's just vulgar to discuss business at a party.
7) thriving

You want us to sell our thriving business
8) fertile

Oh, cram it, you fertile freak.
9) crooked

You cellmate was a crooked c.p.a.
10) unpredictable

And often unpredictable.
11) ashamed

He's gonna be so ashamed of me.
12) festive

Get sent off with a festive champagne brunch?
13) optimistic

We're optimistic, but the next 36 hours are critical.
14) petty

And katherine will have to join in and risk looking petty. And she'll be twice as mad
15) bored

So you could live out your dream, and now you're bored.
16) awful

Something awful.
17) passive

So passive-aggressively, we'll hardly notice.
18) rid

You're trying to get rid of me.

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