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00:21:38
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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more grown-up activi--
And with one mighty twi--
And now the pool's a centimeter
That's your superpower!
Ay, there's a puddle!
but waving a metal shovel around in an electrical storm
[ Thunder crashes, electricity zap ]
Where the hell's the chainsaw?!
Not to worry, sweetie. We have parasols.
could have a downside,
Most likely your gutter backed up.
You begged me not to make a fuss. You said --
[ Mouth full ] Yeah, but don't say dope.
Thing is, Phil's terrified of clowns.
Which often fizzle out
You -- you -- you sniff it, you snuggle it,
I recognize that I embarrass the family this morning,
You frighten yourself.
And I defy any child to not be delighted by that!
I think you probably loosen it with the --
You -- you -- you sniff it, you snuggle it,
Okay, princesses, your castle await!
It -- Is your shirt staple?
You beg me not to make a fuss. You said --
then scare yourself in many mirrors?
I swear to God that I will make life miserable
It's so long! It's comically long,
and at 7:00, silently toast the fallen.
There's still time to go downstairs
before we have a chance to connect emotionally.
and I may have accidentally seen...
Women are always drawn to me physically
[ Moaning ] They were everywhere.
Our friends are basically 8-year-old girls.
whereas, when one of us goes, the rest of us,
even though there's absolutely no reason to be --
Well, anyway, there's no power in my room,
You know, I totally forgot some of my Navy buddies
I can certainly convince Ashley
HALEY: I hope this doesn't sound conceited,
are gonna be too preoccupied with their own insecurities.
Okay, five Newtonian equations down.
[As Ashley] "Crunchy?"
that our party ideas are dope.
Of course you're insecure about your body.
Actually, what's even more embarrassing
Two cups of soothing green tea
I swear to God that I will make life miserable
so I guess he's feeling neglected,
that the kids want to go skinny-dipping,
Ugh! This is ridiculous.
Ay, there's my handsome, perfect, amazing boy!