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00:21:37
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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with a box full of our family's homemade hair relaxer,
Heading down to the impound lot to pick up the car
We'll be here just as sure as a coonhound
with one long fingernail that she met online.
The polar ice caps are melting, gridlock in Washington --
during the bicentennial? Because mine was.
(gasps) Cilantro! What?
that is probably being driven by some middle-aged pervert
a funny skit thing after all the names.
on the mantel. Good catch.
Mm-hmm. It's mostly ketchup.
video wills where you make us compete in a scavenger hunt
even if it is a wormy little dork that worships me.
If it's true, as many people theorize,
Sarah Fisher's cat died, and she was devastate,
I'm sorry. Andrew humiliate me today at the farmers' market,
Reuben sprain his hamstring today while playing quidditch.
you telling me that story or that the ducks now stare at me
I'm tired of being jerk around.
You've ruin it! No!
Was your sauce buried in a local time capsule
She barely react when she heard that Luke got arrested.
so they imprint on her.
Just remind you the duck village
It was tattoo backwards on a lame stable boy.
Luke's been arrest!
I, uh... I lovingly nursed them,
It was tattooed backwards on a lame stable boy.
and we're moving backward.
Okay, now you're just randomly throwing words together
She barely reacted when she heard that Luke got arrested.
Hey, Andy. Very cool you're not fat anymore.
Yep, I'm everywhere. (beep)
They're basically idiots!
while they slowly go to the bathroom?
and the video obviously doesn't capture my essence.
Apparently, she's forgotten I've been to jail.
Well, I -- I definitely do.
I couldn't possibly think that right now.
Here to try our hand-caught artisanal trout jerky?
That is a sketchy repair van
I actually like that he's being a little bit rebellious.
Why do I look so pale and sweaty?
Not too shabby. Thank you.
Next to the bespoke honey stall.
Look, on a social level, I find you hopeless,
that didn't marry a Peruvian,
the Colombian Comb-Out.
Classy. Get ready.
and get out of there before it got awkward.
he won't try and do his adorable British character
See the vegan hotcakes stand?