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00:22:48
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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So I got the results of the amnio today.
We bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married...
[IN UNISON] Shutout!
All I'm saying is, if you had told me vegetarian lasagna...
How about the ladybug?
Wasn't this supposed to be just a fling, huh?
And three, I make the best oatmeal-raisin cookies in the world.
Hey, can we get some cappuccino over here?
ROSS [OVER INTERCOM]: Uh...
And three, I make the best oatmeal-raisin cookies in the world.
Yep. You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus...
Oh, Boy Scouts could've camped under there.
It's time for you to swoop in.
...flung by now?
Why have I never tasted these before?
It's like "poke a nose."
Aunt Silv, stop yell.
- How's it going? MONICA: Don't stare.
I unleashed him on you. If I'd never met him...
Now there's just a lot of gesturing and arm-waving.
See, I don't think swearing off guys altogether is the answer. I really don't.
Nauseous. I'm physically nauseous.
And all of a sudden, his hands weren't the problem anymore.
...forever.
No, I don't want to know. Absolutely not.
I mean, when I'm with him, I'm just totally, totally...
- We certainly do. It's going to be a... - Hey, hey!
Totally and completely healthy.
I'm pretty sure that it is. Yeah.
Maybe you could scrape.
She's distraught. You're there for her.
I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but, yum.
- Oh, he's like a big disgusting pig... - Yeah, like a...
I'm so embarrassed.
...so she's not overwhelmed. - Oh, right.
...as a woman. I think it's a feminist issue. Guys? Guys?
And he's charming.
All I'm saying is, if you had told me vegetarian lasagna...
Okay, that is either, "How could you?" Or "Enormous breasts."
And all of a sudden, his hands weren't the problem anymore.