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00:22:52
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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...sonogram thing with them tomorrow.
...while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet.
...I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose.
And I'm an orthodontist.
...about the flatness of a child's pillow.
[JOEY CLANGING UTENSILS]
Any stories? No news, no little anecdote to share with the folks?
That opens my cervix.
- What does she do? - She's a waitress.
Oh, but look how straight those noodle are.
She already fluffed that pillow. Monica, you know, you already fluffed...
[SCOFFS]
...that stomped on your heart in front of your entire family"
Oh, like I wasn't dread tomorrow enough having to give it back to him.
Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down.
You know, as someone who's recently been dumped.
Well, this is still ruined, right?
Well, you may want to steer clear of the word "dumped."
Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being...
Monica, um, you're scaring me.
You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come.
I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish on my part...
I mean, presumably, the biggest part of your job is done.
Honestly. You're not actually suggesting Helen Willick Bunch Geller.
...basically just trying to stay awake.
Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.
- Absolutely. - Yeah, I think, for us...
Marty's still totally paranoid.
...what exactly happened between Carol and me.
...sitting at home listening to that album alone.
I mean, you're, like, all chaotic and twirly, you know?
I mean, you're, like, all chaotic and twirly, you know?
I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish on my part...
...stands erect...
Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend...
...basically just trying to stay awake.
So you should try not to look too terrific. I know it'll be hard.
Yes, we know how cruel a parent can be...
Yes, and she's very supportive.
Even when you were a kid, and you were chubby...