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00:22:44
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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Why the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?
[BEEPER BEEPING]
...I thought gunpoint was an actual place where crimes happened.
"My scone!"
[ALL CHATTERING]
[BEEPER BEEPING]
My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states.
Okay, that was Gerston, Santos, and who's the guy with the mustache?
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
[ETHAN MOANING]
[STAMMERS] We were just...
"Tourists are being terrorized at Gunpoint."
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
It's morph time.
- Oh. So did you shave your legs? - Yeah.
I didn't say any... I did not say anything, I swear.
Uh, unless you wan stay over.
But then you got promoted, and now you're all, like, Mr. Boss-Man.
If she punch in "911," it means she's having a baby.
All right, relax, relax, just relax, just relax. Be cool.
...or "I'm secretly married to a goat"?
Well, you were pretty damned good. Ha, ha.
And frankly, it was a little more than I needed to know.
Interesting, because in my dreams, I'm surprisingly inadequate.
More importantly, was I any good?
No, it's for when Carol goes into labor. She can get me wherever I am.
You see, in a strictly technical sense, of course, I'm not, uh...
- You're not seeing him anymore? - No.
Well, it's somewhere in between.
CHANDLER: You okay there?
You're actually gonna throw this away because it's icky?
Well, why not? Was I doing something particularly saucy?
[IN MELLOW VOICE] Mr. Bing's office.
Is it, like, for dinosaur emergencies? "Help, come quick! They're still extinct!"
- Are your hands still wet? - They're moist.
Oh, my life is just so amusing. Heh, heh. Can we drop it now?
I'm like those women that you see with shiny guys named Chad.
Monica, this is ridiculous. We are great together.
Interesting, because in my dreams, I'm surprisingly inadequate.
...or we lived in biblical times...