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00:22:47
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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...they don't see all of the wonderfulness that I see.
You know, this kind of codependent...
Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express.
Ever since that poodle-stuffer came along...
That's it? I mean, mitten are "nice."
What were you doing seeing her boobies?
...which had this little lifeboat for the Weebles to wobble in.
Uh, Joey's having an embolism...
...sitting in your stupid coffeehouse, with your stupid big cups...
Are they end-to-end, or tall, like pancake?
It's conceivable that you sabotaged your marriage...
Maybe to compensate for overshadow a sibling. Maybe...
[RACHEL SHRIEKS]
...emotionally stunted...
[ROSS MUTTERS]
...which had this little lifeboat for the Weebles to wobble in.
...that it freaked you out?
Fasten your seat belts...
Always yell. Nothing made him happy.
...can't you stop staring at my breasts?
...emotionally stunted...
But occasionally you get a person who wants them in a pose.
And my sister Tina can't see her husband anymore...
Basically, we just feel that he's, uh...
That's a relatively open weave and I can still see your...
...than hauling my ass back and forth on the ferry.
That's pretty much it.
It seems that maybe you have intimacy issues...
Actually, it's quite typical behavior...
I love you, but it's getting late now...
And for a shrink, he's not too "shrinky." You know?
...I'll be able to be a standup guy and go the distance, you know?
Ma, I don't mean to be disrespectful, but...
Don't you think maybe it's just that he's so perceptive...
...when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic.
It's conceivable that you sabotaged your marriage...
I don't know why you're embarrassed. They were very nice boobies.
...he's been so ashamed of himself that he's been more attentive.
That's ridiculous. I don't feel guilty for her failures.
If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blond...