Name: Tonsil Trouble
Released: 2016-10-27
Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

1) tonsil

Well, there's no doubt about it. Those tonsil need to come out.
2) meatball

Great benefit, Eric! The Italian meatball are f-f-f-fantastic!
3) rafter

All right, now get the rope up over that third rafter above the window...
4) smirk

If you really felt bad, you'd wipe that fucking smirk off your face!
5) strep

No, it isn't strep. - Oh, well, that's a relief.
6) frat

Nobody likes Jimmy Buffett except for frat boys and alcoholic chicks from the south!
7) truce

Well, Kyle, I guess we're even now. Should we just call it a truce?
8) seriousness

People need to understand the seriousness of this illness,
9) transfusion

Mrs. Broflovski, has your son ever had a blood transfusion?
10) optimism

Well, excuse me, Kyle, for trying to keep some optimism, y'know.
11) obstacle

Their friendship has conquered every obstacle in their illness-ridden lives.
12) temptation

Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
13) champ

What do ya say, champ? Think you can tough it out?
14) asshole

Jesus Christ, can you believe that asshole?! - He does feel bad for you, Cartman.
15) burger

AIDS burger in paradise AIDS burger and it ain't nice...
16) neighbor

Ample parking day or night, people spouting "howdy neighbor".
17) courage

We are here tonight to salute the bravery and the courage of one very special little boy
18) dude

Oh, dude, was that yesterday? We forgot. - Yeah, you forgot.

1) afflict

We are two pals, afflict with an illness
2) stricken

Innocent playful children who were stricken
3) infect

Eric, I'm afraid that we've accidentally infect you with the AIDS virus.
4) sneak

Wow, you really know what you're doing. - Yeah, I sneak into Kyle's room lots of times.
5) apologize

Kyle, Kyle, no! I apologize, Kyle!
6) diagnose

Eric Cartman has been diagnose with H.I.V.
7) asshole

Kyle! Kyle, hold on, you asshole!
8) swear

I swear it to you. - You better.
9) owe

For starters, I think I owe you some ice cream.
10) expose

There has to be something you're expose to that others aren't.
11) deserve

Oh, and what, I deserve it?! Is that what you think?
12) laugh

and then he'll know how it feels to be laugh at.
13) cure

Yeah, well, if there's a chance of being cure of this illness,
14) struggle

and the bravery of the people who struggle with it!
15) suppose

What?! - What's that suppose to mean?
16) shoot

Then maybe enough cash shot directly into the blood stream
17) introduce

All right, now watch what happens when we introduce some cash.
18) wake

We'll just put you to sleep, Eric, and when you wake up, you'll be tonsil-free.

1) purposely

He purposely infected me with his H.I.V. virus!
2) negatively

Well, look, if being around lots of cash negatively affects the H.I.V. Then maybe...
3) accidentally

Eric, I'm afraid that we've accidentally infected you with the AIDS virus.
4) twice

Little boy, are you sure you haven't taken it up the hoo-hoo just once or twice?
5) certainly

and that money will certainly go towards helping little Eric Martman.
6) exactly

What exactly does that entail, doctor? - It's a very simple operation.
7) alone

Leave Clyde Frog alone! No, Clyde Frog!
8) sometimes

We sometimes offer free seats to cancer patients, but AIDS, I...
9) fucking

How are we all feeling tonight? - Fuck you, Jimmy Buffett! You fucking suck!
10) behind

Going down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind.
11) instead

No, as a matter of fact, Jimmy Buffett came instead.
12) soon

We need two tickets to Los Angeles as soon as possible.
13) together

could kill the virus all together.
14) ago

So he got H.I.V. like 50 years ago and he's still totally fine.
15) ever

Mrs. Broflovski, has your son ever had a blood transfusion?
16) least

Yeah, well, at least it's not as bad as having AIDS!
17) once

Little boy, are you sure you haven't taken it up the hoo-hoo just once or twice?
18) always

Y'know, you're always such a dick and stuff and now...

1) goddamned

Well, any goddamned second, Kyle! - I'm sorry, I gotta go home.
2) botched

He's been to several specialists since a botched blood transfusion.
3) strep

Oh, doctor, did you find anything? Is it strep?
4) imaginable

We've run every test imaginable. Little Kyle here is infected with H.I.V.
5) unprotected

Little boy... Have you been having unprotected anal sex?
6) risky

But it's very risky.
7) ridiculous

We should give it a try. - No, no, it's ridiculous.
8) alcoholic

Nobody likes Jimmy Buffett except for frat boys and alcoholic chicks from the south!
9) supportive

All right, we're gonna bring Eric in now, and let's all be as supportive as we can
10) awful

It's awful!
11) brave

Hello, everyone. I wrote this song for a very brave little boy.
12) innocent

Innocent playful children who were stricken
13) infected

I've been researching it since I got infected.
14) incredible

It's incredible. Mitch, these boys could be onto something.
15) pleased

I am pleased to announce that there is no trace of the H.I.V. virus
16) tough

Oh, I thought you were a tough kid. You're not scared of hospitals, are you?
17) stupid

Pass me the ball. Pass me the ball, Craig, you stupid asshole!
18) okay

You were right, doctor. Everything is okay. - No, it's not.

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