Name: Over Logging
Released: 2016-10-27
Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

1) ectoplasm

There was a... there was a ghost! This is ectoplasm!
2) turd

What number are you, turd? - 851.
3) fella

Lots of us fella came here for that reason.
4) trickle

But the internet has slowed to a trickle and we can't get it working correctly.
5) ordeal

And so what have we learned through this ordeal?
6) fart

Brazilian fart fetish porn! Click, click.
7) bedtime

Shelley, off the internet it's bedtime!
8) sweetheart

What if my sweetheart is online looking for me?
9) rumor

There's a rumor going around there might be some internet out there.
10) temptation

Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
11) heck

Might even click on a pop-up ad just for the heck of it.
12) meantime

Yeah, and maybe it won't. In the meantime, I got a family who needs internet right away.
13) scrap

Because we just came from there. There was nothing... not one scrap of internet.
14) neighbor

Ample parking day or night, people spouting "howdy neighbor".
15) mess

Why sure, Silicon Valley. They gots a whole mess of internet up there.
16) pig

Starved on the internet with their bellies stuck out like a pig bladder.
17) belly

Starved on the internet with their bellies stuck out like a pig bladder.
18) fluid

Japanese girls exchanging bodily fluid. Click.

1) unplug

I've even unplug it and plugged it back in.
2) puke

Japanese girls puke in each other's mouths.
3) starve

Starved on the internet with their bellies stuck out like a pig bladder.
4) slime

Did you see the ghost? It ran through here and slime me!
5) apologize

Once again, we apologize but we cannot bring you the news.
6) deserve

...that it deserve, it could one day be gone forever.
7) anger

If we've anger you somehow, let us know. Try to communicate with it digitally again.
8) suppose

Aw, how am I suppose to see internet porn that way?
9) wake

Everyone, wake up, we're here! Silicon Valley, Californee!
10) suck

Oh, this suck! I can't jack off to this!
11) lose

Three minutes would be plenty. - Get lost!
12) affect

God, the whole neighborhood's affect.
13) plug

I've even unplug it and plug it back in.
14) slow

But the internet has slow to a trickle and we can't get it working correctly.
15) happen

Gerald, please help us. - Randy, what happen?
16) guess

So, I guess I'll e-mail you as soon as I get back home.
17) attack

Sounds like someone's being attack by a tiger.
18) appear

It appear that we have no internet here at news 4.

1) digitally

If we've angered you somehow, let us know. Try to communicate with it digitally again.
2) practically

Say a man can practically roll around in it.
3) nowhere

With nowhere else to turn, the government is going to allow one brave nine-year-old boy
4) barely

Barely a bar a signal. So they have to ration it out carefully.
5) somehow

If we've angered you somehow, let us know. Try to communicate with it digitally again.
6) carefully

Barely a bar a signal. So they have to ration it out carefully.
7) forever

Can the little Jewish boy reason with the internet or will it be gone forever?
8) slow

it's gonna go real slow-like. I knows because I seen it.
9) certainly

Well, there certainly ain't none here! Look, maybe it's time you all face reality.
10) exactly

you can't exactly go back to Playboy.
11) alone

Randy, off the internet. - No! No, come on! Leave me alone!
12) finally

And finally, we must learn to only use the internet for porn
13) behind

Going down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind.
14) inside

Once you're inside, red cross volunteers will direct you to your campsite.
15) soon

just as soon as our internet is back.
16) enough

That ain't even long enough to check Wikipedia!
17) half

By the time the loading bar was only half full, they was dead.
18) together

We're back together. We're back together.

1) perverted

We all got used to seeing lots of really perverted stuff on the internet
2) sore

Just keep on e-mailin' 'til my fingers are sore to the bone.
3) transient

You'll have to stay out at the transient camp
4) brave

With nowhere else to turn, the government is going to allow one brave nine-year-old boy
5) steady

Look, the flashing yellow light is steady green now!
6) brazilian

Brazilian fart fetish porn! Click, click.
7) apparent

No more browsing for no apparent reason.
8) stupid

Amir and I are closer than anybody in this stupid family!
9) okay

Calm down, all right? It's going to be okay, we just can't panic!
10) pure

Nobody understands pure love!
11) jewish

Can the little Jewish boy reason with the internet or will it be gone forever?
12) orange

See that flashing orange light in the middle? It's supposed to be solid green.
13) solid

See that flashing orange light in the middle? It's supposed to be solid green.
14) dead

Maybe he thinks I'm dead.
15) japanese

Once you jack off to Japanese girls puking in each other's mouths,
16) nice

Sure will be nice.
17) enough

But there ain't enough to go around. All they got is a little internet.
18) whole

God, the whole neighborhood's affected.

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