Name: Pandemic 2: The Startling
Released: 2016-10-27
Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

1) internment

and took us to an internment camp in Miami.
2) beehive

Take a look at this! They look like beehive combs.
3) temptation

Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
4) asshole

Hey, it's that asshole who sent us to the jungle with nobody to pick us up!
5) prophecy

Hey, we aren't the ones on an ancient temple prophecy wall, butt wipe!
6) peanut

Shouldn't eat peanut when scared!
7) peach

Ain't that a peach? And how do you like them apples?
8) flute

and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band.
9) rex

It's a guinea-saurus rex!
10) spark

Okay, now there's spark shooting out of my eyes.
11) sewer

In the sewer? It can't be safe down there.
12) creature

20 minutes ago, some huge creature attacked our town.
13) survivor

We're in the grocery store now. Some other survivor here.
14) neighbor

Ample parking day or night, people spouting "howdy neighbor".
15) dude

Dude, look out!
16) footage

Sharon, you're gonna be really glad we have all this footage of the family someday.
17) pig

Guinea pig... all over... - Guinea pig?
18) jungle

This is fun. Let's walk for miles through a spooky jungle.

1) foretell

But the prophecy foretold that one day the creatures would be unleashed,
2) startle

Oh, God, oh, God, I'm so startle. Are you startle, Sharon?
3) swindle

They get swindle out of their birthday money.
4) unleash

But the prophecy foretold that one day the creatures would be unleash,
5) divert

We divert all the resources away from the pan-flute bands
6) prevail

Many people had died, but mankind had prevail.
7) outlaw

Yeah, how were we supposed to know that pan-flute bands would be outlaw?
8) beg

We beg to go home.
9) predict

The Incas predict the world would be saved... by Craig.
10) arrest

But the government arrest us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands,
11) rid

because you guys got rid of all the flute bands!
12) suppose

Yeah, how were we suppose to know that pan-flute bands would be outlawed?
13) shoot

Okay. This is Randy Marsh. I'm shoot this video of myself.
14) lie

because four guys I don't even like from school lie to me and took my birthday money.
15) realize

I realize that we don't always have control over what happens to us.
16) escape

They're a Peruvian band that escape! We must keep them contained!
17) promise

They promise I would double my money in one afternoon.
18) decide

I decide to follow you guys and now I'm in "Land of the Giants' Lost World."

1) someday

Sharon, you're gonna be really glad we have all this footage of the family someday.
2) wherever

Look, wherever we are, I think we better keep moving.
3) barely

I barely made it back to the house.
4) somehow

so that other government people could meet us and then somehow tell us
5) possibly

But, Sir, what could possibly be at Machu Picchu to help...
6) fucking

I fucking hate Craig!
7) behind

Going down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind.
8) instead

But instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru.
9) outside

Hold on, hold on, I need to get a shot of it from outside.
10) actually

Actually, the whole rounding up of the pan-flute bands
11) inside

Something's inside the store! - Guinea rabbits! They're inside!
12) ago

20 minutes ago, some huge creatures attacked our town.
13) ever

Damn you, Craig! You just don't ever stop, do you?
14) always

You make it sound like we always wanna be
15) never

Look at that, no lights on nothing. It's like humans have never been to this part of Peru.
16) again

I've got the video camera, got it turned on again.
17) too

Oh, my God! - I know, I'm way too startled!
18) around

Dude, this is boring. This is just a bunch of walking around.

1) incan

Well, do you mind telling us what you're doing on an ancient Incan wall, Craig?!
2) startled

Oh, God. I'm so startled.
3) peruvian

and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band.
4) furry

So furry! They're attacking every city...
5) precious

Behold! I am standing on your precious land!
6) fucked

I think we're fucked! - Hey, hey, look at this.
7) stupid

No, it's a guinea mouse, stupid!
8) okay

It's okay, Shelley, Daddy's gonna turn on night vision.
9) ancient

Because when you come across a spooky ancient ruin,
10) evil

Guinea bees, guinea rabbits, guinea-saurus rexes. I am something much more evil.
11) sweet

We didn't lie, Craig, it was a sweet idea!
12) former

The former director of homeland security that turned out to be a guinea pig,
13) unknown

It's like an unknown valley that time forgot where everything grows huge.
14) safe

In the sewers? It can't be safe down there.
15) nice

Yep, nice and boring. Just the way I like it.
16) enough

We don't have enough gas to fly anyplace. - Oh, that's awesome.
17) whole

This whole valley is strange. Just look at the size of that fruit!
18) bad

It's bad, Sir. It seems we have no way of stopping it.

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