Name: The China Probrem
Released: 2016-10-27
Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

1) loo

Loo, loo, loo... I've got some splish-splash.
2) waitress

Yeah, why don't I seat you over here? Your waitress will be right with you.
3) sweetie

Eric, sweetie, are you having nightmares about the Chinese again?
4) jig

We know what the Chinese are up to. We saw the Olympic opening ceremonies! The jig is up!
5) bullshit

This is bullshit!
6) attacker

I have Chinese attacker here and Chinese supporters.
7) temptation

Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
8) supporter

I have Chinese attackers here and Chinese supporter.
9) propaganda

These American traitors might have bought your propaganda, but not us.
10) idiot

Yeah, he's an idiot, but I'm sorry, I just, I can't do this anymore.
11) detective

It's all right there in front of you, detective.
12) performer

Thousands of Chinese performer playing ancient Chinese drums.
13) tooth

Here, put these teeth in and just say "herro" and "prease" a lot.
14) refrigerator

Do you remember that scene with Indiana in the refrigerator?
15) neighbor

Ample parking day or night, people spouting "howdy neighbor".
16) dude

Come on, dude, there's nothing we can do.
17) pig

There, boy! I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig.
18) invasion

We've gotta infiltrate and find out the Chinese invasion plans.

1) televise

Welcome to the televise broadcast of the Olympic opening ceremonies from Beijing.
2) shove

You take your American Liberation Front and you shove it up your ass.
3) dedicate

a group dedicate to freeing America from Chinese tyranny.
4) freak

Oh, my God, the Chinese are here. Okay, okay, I'm freak out, I'm freak out.
5) bust

We're bust! What do we do? - Okay, why don't we go...
6) deserve

The third act clipped along... - Indie deserve more than that!
7) arrive

Nobody's going anywhere 'til the police arrive.
8) suppose

Kyle, you're suppose to tell Cartman he's being racist or something.
9) shoot

Oh, dude, you shot him in the dick. - Huh?
10) bet

You bet, Indiana!
11) forget

So what are the plans to take over America again? I forgot!
12) happen

Yeah, well, maybe you can forget what happen, but I can't.
13) fight

You and me, we're going to be the brave little boys who fought back, Butters.
14) dream

I dream about it every night.
15) seem

The Chinese are gonna take us over, Butters, and we are the only people who seem to care.
16) listen

No, no, you listen to me.
17) stand

And we all stood there and did nothing!
18) break

Spielberg and Lucas, they were raping a Storm Trooper when the police broke in.

1) louder

Louder, louder! Weee! Louder! - Weee!
2) nowhere

He ain't going nowhere! - Yeah!
3) forever

I just want things to be the way they were. - You can't run from it forever, Stan!
4) exactly

Not exactly. - Ow, oh, it stings!
5) alone

Too many of them. No, leave us alone!
6) finally

Spielberg and Lucas, they finally got 'em for what they did to Indiana Jones, Sir.
7) behind

Going down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind.
8) almost

All right, Butters, I think we almost got the Chinese to trust us.
9) outside

If I go outside, there are more Chinese ready to take me down!
10) inside

Go inside, move!
11) soon

Now, as soon as they tell us their invasion plan, make a run for that door, okay?
12) later

Sooner or later, we all have to face what we s-s-s-saw.
13) together

I handed out flyers, called together meetings,
14) ever

Y'know, I don't think he's ever gonna be the same.
15) sure

Well, sure.
16) never

after seeing Indiana get raped, I know I'll never be the s-s-s-sa-same.
17) again

Eric, sweetie, are you having nightmares about the Chinese again?
18) too

Too many of them. No, leave us alone!

1) unethical

I'd rather us be Chinese than a nation of unethical dick-shooters.
2) sworn

Five sworn statements from these brave boys.
3) racist

Kyle, you're supposed to tell Cartman he's being racist or something.
4) ridiculous

Kids, kids, I'm sorry, but this is ridiculous.
5) brave

You and me, we're going to be the brave little boys who fought back, Butters.
6) calm

Stay calm, Eric.
7) loud

Squeal loud! Weee! - Weee!
8) impressive

The precision of their movements made even more impressive by their massive numbers.
9) weak

Shooting a guy in the dick? That's just weak. I can't believe you, Butters.
10) stupid

This is stupid, I'm leaving.
11) okay

Are we just gonna pretend America is going to be okay?
12) blind

but it's like everyone's turning a blind eye.
13) memorial

My name is Kyle Broflovski, my friend was raped last memorial day weekend,
14) ancient

Thousands of Chinese performers playing ancient Chinese drums.
15) serious

No! Goddamn it, we're serious! We'll only talk to the President.
16) dead

And they found the dead, raped bodies of Yoda and Short Round in their closet.
17) dark

I don't know what I saw! All right? I mean, it was dark in the theater.
18) chinese

Thousands of Chinese performers playing ancient Chinese drums.

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