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00:22:24
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Simon says puffy vaginal hemorrhoid!
Gouge Home: Alexa, Simon says suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole.
Alexa, add "scrotum bags" to my shopping list.
You like the breakfast nook?
But before the remodel, they told me
I came to make a truce.
Oh. Yes, sweetie. Uh...
Hey, waiter! This soup is too hot, I cain't even eat it!
Jimbob, Simon says big frosty semen shake.
"I gotta take a stinky poop!"
Hey, Darryl, add Bella Terra quartz slab
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
Will you asshole knock it off?!
'cause you got a fancy show and live in the suburb?
The hell you talkin' bout, boy?
Guys, are you ready to see your renovation?!
Alexa! Simon says, "I've got vagina crab in my butthole."
I was gonna do a Bella Terra quartz for the countertops.
No! Not Joni Mitchell dook er der,
Don't you see we're all about to be expunge?!
We've renovate over 45 homes in Park County, Colorado.
♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
I swear this is the greatest thing ever!
Will you assholes knock it off?!
They dock er jer!
Everything that you did to me -- I deserve it.
What? You're mess up, Heidi.
Hey, Darryl, you're suppose to be at work.
A few months ago, my wife Sharon and I decide
so that the load-bearing wall can be replace
Don't you know every time you wave Confederate flags around
who are seek damages --
whatever happen to people jobs?!
No. I've spoken to everyone in the community,
Heidi abuse you?
I'm finally stand up to you.
How do you change someone who's mentally abusive?
to temporarily jack up the second floor
Okay, cool. Could you do that somewhere else?
We've certainly been through a lot,
are not exactly jobs of the future,
Leave me alone.
Yeah, I just use it sometimes.
I'm finally standing up to you.
We'll see you later man, g-good luck.
And it's time for us to band together
Okay, cool. Could you do that somewhere else?
A few months ago, my wife Sharon and I decided
I swear this is the greatest thing ever!
you can always count on
Flipping houses is fun, but never easy.
So you're just going to be passive aggressive again
Hey, waiter! This soup is too hot, I cain't even eat it!
♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
Alexa, define subservient?
Somethin' that was Goddamn dignified!
As an adjective. One. Compliant or obedient to authority.
Darryl was hesitant at first,
This job is degrading and menial!
It was so vicious and hateful.
and I know you're anxious.
Heidi's...mentally abusive, guys -- there I-l said it.
There's never a dull moment...
With those outdated cupboards out of the way,
Simon says puffy vaginal hemorrhoids!
It was awful, you guys.
♪ My left hook just went viral ♪
So you're just going to be passive aggressive again
So you're just going to be passive aggressive again
We had to get rid of the Alexa.
'cause you got a fancy show and live in the suburbs?
I do the construction and practice MMA in my spare time.