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00:22:24
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Sportscaster #1 : A beautiful night for football
Theresa, don't get all aggro on me because you're pissed off
Sportscaster #2: And a record sellout crowd
we will make this papier-maché volcano explode!
Oh, hey, fella. We're doing great.
the seriousness of our situation --
We're on the verge of a breakthrough here.
It is an outrage that our principal and counselors
I am supporting you, sweetheart.
It's total bullshit!
to make a smaller footprint on the environment.
Due to circumstance beyond our control,
Go ahead, Isla, knock us out with your wit and satire.
With vinegar and baking soda,
Well, we gotta get back to our lava volcano.
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
We've been hit with anthem protests,
It just so happens I'm a vegan!
How come we never snuggle anymore?
♪ People spout, "howdy, neighbor!" ♪
We're about to be drown in muff.
They've actually evolve to the point of doing
I deserve all the fame and bitches.
♪ You put your right foot in, and you shake it all about ♪
Because nobody wants to be trap in a gym
Timmy and I have gather thousands of water bears.
I get straight A's! I ace every test!
because a science fair is suppose to be an experiment.
Yeah, I guess we kind of shot ourselves in the foot, huh, boss?
so my body doesn't burn fat, it burn muscle,
Well, I'm sick of everyone treat me like shit.
why you decide to drink 20,000 micro animals
you volunteer last month, Heidi.
We've found that they respond best to Taylor Swift.
It just so happen I'm a vegan!
and I guess it's true with Heidi.
that are outrageously overfunded.
You've somehow made them even smarter!
Move! Move aside, kids! Official business!
It's definitely not just you.
truly are different.
It's...not exactly like being a slave, Heidi.
Gentlemen, perhaps I can interest you in a lava volcano.
This science fair is supposed to finally make us
Not quite.
which makes it look like I'm fat, but I'm actually
You're kind of getting off topic, sweetie.
then soon we will all be poor
successful enough to get chicks.
Together: Ohh!
If nobody else is gonna do anything, I will!
Special Ed Science Fair project I've ever seen!
But you're always the judge of the Special Ed Science Fair
Look, the kids have worked really hard
with a whopping 17 million in attendance!
to make humans more impervious to concussions.
demand our participation in frivolous programs
most resilient animals.
Water bears are water-dwelling, eight legged micro-animals.
The water bears are thrilled to be here,
Our fans are leaving at an exponential rate.
we will be showing the destructive force
Hold on, I'm sure this is going to be really profound.
failed to produce more viable water bears.
Being supportive doesn't mean you criticize me, asshole!
Pretty sure you'll all be impressed with what you see.
and I know you are all very excited to show
Jimmy and Timmy, this is incredible!
It's so weird.
Are you okay?
Fellow students,
Oh, it's fantastic.