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00:22:24
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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[ Shudders, whimper ]
We're gonna be handing out padlock like this one
Sweetie, the president is doing the best job he can.
from foreign diplomat!
Yes, it's very touching, sweetheart.
[ Indistinct chatter, shoufing]
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
This is where our whole relationship started, asshole!
Sweetheart, you made me late to the pumpkin patch, remember?
♪ We're just here to do the Super Bowl shuffle ♪
These are Ike's toy binoculars!
and don't let... personal emotion
♪ People spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" ♪
taking these finger sandwich to the trash.
Oh, for fuck's sake, White, he's running around
"Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature."
filling her head with all kinds of garbage.
It's just your imagination, Tweek.
♪ People spout, "howdy, neighbor!" ♪
out there scaring our children?!
Step back! I'll do it! I swear to God!
The place you said your friends smash your phone
Did you find him torn apart? What?!
Mr. White, we assure you that we run the school
In 2003, Hillary Clinton admit
and quit Twitter for good.
and I shut you down?
Look, we all know what we're suppose to do now.
Our daughter woke up with nightmares
...and, damn it, we won't be ignore!
This is where I threw my phone off the bridge
we promise that we will not let anything happen
is making you lose it a little bit.
Just because two liberals happen to be
'Cause guess who loves Christmas.
and fallout is expect to kill thousands more
to avoid that kind of talk altogether.
Meanwhile, the Canadian Prime Minister,
♪ You gotta get him somehow ♪
You kids get inside somewhere.
I call on all Canadians here and abroad
Did you find him torn apart? What?!
It's fucking true!
instead of trying to find the president?!
Sweetheart, you made me late to the pumpkin patch, remember?
Wait, wait. You mean he's actually her superior
I used to be kind. I used to be caring.
You kids get inside somewhere.
We're all gonna be missing soon!
Uh, we sort of have some bigger problems
Canadians will rise together.
Sure, everyone else has problems,
but does anyone ever ask the Whites how they're doing?
At least this man's trying to save Christmas!
[ Indistinct chatter, shoufing]
if it's in a sort of a sarcastic way?
drops to an unprecedented 3%.
Skinny bitch.
Honey, don't be ridiculous.
Yes, it's very touching, sweetheart.
you can justify being awful.
You know, those shows can be really harmful.
Someone's gotta go flush him out.
Darling, this is a little more pressing than date night.
We need everyone to try and stay calm.
I know you all want to get rid of him.
to get shows that were toxic taken down.
he's become very desperate and very dangerous.
[ Sarcastically ] Yes, darling, wasn't it romantic?
So, Kyle's stupid brother goes missing, and I get fucked.
There, there, Tweek. Everything is gonna be okay.
to convince you he's dangerous.