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00:22:24
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Tweek starts to freak out about all the bomb threats from North Korea, while Cartman threatens to kill himself unless he gets respect.
- What?! - It's a fidget spinner.
And the President's tweet have certainly caught
[ Glass shatters, body thud in slow motion ]
[ Rapping ] ♪ Give a standing ovation for suicide in our nation ♪
♪ Or I will rip my own guts out without one hesitation ♪
[ Music playing over intercom ]
with her rendition of "Wheels on the Bus."
Like I'm just a pawn in a big game.
a bunch of dipshit poor ass third world rice picker,
with the North Korean dictator,
The little rascal apparently made a dent
I don't care if you're black, white, gay, straight or tran,
- We still on for recess? - Yup, I'll be there.
I'll bet he took a dump in the batter."
Ride attendant: All right, everyone,
I need black people in white robe,
and also provide grievance counselors
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
Oh, God! The president just tweet
♪ I've been feelin' sad, I've been bein' sad ♪
[ Glass shatter, body thuds in slow motion ]
♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
♪ I'm suffocating, I'm drown in sorrow ♪
♪ My heart scream "I don't wanna live no more" ♪
we fucking dare you!"'
♪ my girlfriend is mess up, but all I wanna do is help her ♪
You must feel trap.
between the parties involve.
- What am I suppose to do? - He's your boyfriend, dude.
I bet it's terrible! What else are you feeling?
I'll send you the voicemail if you promise to keep it private.
has prove its determination and fortitude...
And the President's tweets have certainly caught
I decide to give her one more chance.
Oh, geez, looks like North Korea launch another missile.
"U.S. President respond to cupcakes..."
But you said she was mentally abusive.
♪ To change it somehow ♪
Tell you what, we're gonna go somewhere fun
The little rascal apparently made a dent
I hope you all listen carefully.
Well, unfortunately this week
by successfully firing a missile over Tweek's house.
And the President's tweets have certainly caught
I feel scared! I feel alone!
People need help sorting out their emotions sometimes.
we fucking dare you!"'
Things are finally turning around
[ Crying ] ♪ The wheels on the bus go round and round ♪
You better take it serious or he might actually do it.
That sounds so insurmountable, though.
Put your hands together for Tweek.
or else I'm gonna do it.
Just moments ago, the president tweeted,
Yeah, grievance counseling -- that sounds supe fun.
That sounds so insurmountable, though.
Oh, that's a terrifying thought.
♪ Conflicting thoughts, I need a battered wives' shelter ♪
As someone who deals with suicidal thoughts,
- Great! - You seem a lot less anxious.
♪ You might do something dumb ♪
the desk of an oval office.
Innocent child!
♪ I've been feelin' sad, I've been bein' sad ♪
He never does when he's emotional.
I can't just get people to care with a stupid rap song.
♪ And all the voices start solo ♪
I can't write in Korean
Tomorrow night, we'll be having a memorial service
But, like, completely unable to even move.
[ Glass shatters, body thuds in slow motion ]
They have nuclear missiles! Aah! Aah!