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00:22:08
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Yeah, too bad they have the personalities of a wet dishcloth!
Alright, Rebecca, here is your word: "litoral."
when none of the chaperone are looking,
Dude, we're gonna go duct tape that Mark kid to the bleachers,
You shut up, gay wad.
I have to extirpate a lesion in his cerebral cortex
there isn't a little boy in a huge plastic hamster ball here
Enjoying your lunch, nerd-o?
to spell hard words like "morbid" and "fern".
in the cafeteria and so on.
Mach maaach, mach!
♪ Holy diver ♪
and flunk all these little bastard.
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
When it is time to increase the herd,
I always bet on the Jew!
we're gonna duct-tape ya to a bench.
"Mary's analysis of the spreadsheet was conscientious."
and flunk all these little bastards.
I do not need to sit here and be ridicule!
♪ People spout "howdy neighbor" ♪
And we he shows up, we all grab him,
Oh, how they laugh and play, Papa.
You shut up, butthole.
If your monkey arrive in the box dead
Oh, well... I suppose so.
I'd a kick Kyle's bitch-ass too.
You bet money on my son to win?!
Oh, I promise my father I wouldn't.
My parents teach me,
You suck now, Kyle.
and discover America?
This is what happen at public schools!
My son Mark was beat up in school today, by your sons.
Hmmm... alright, I guess I'll go.
Of course, you tape it to my dog,
We will have to do it a-gain sometime.
And furthermore, your son has been harassing my little girl.
They've got to be here somewhere!
Well, obviously they need to be to be coached a little better.
Oh please God, let it be forever.
Mark... you're absolutely right...
You are truly South Park's finest!
Certainly.
so I stay at home instead of going to school.
♪ You really are quite good looking, Rebecca ♪
and therefore your question is a charade.
You mean you would actually duct tape my entire body to a bench?
Hey, baby, come see me later, 'kay?
♪ So what do you say we get together ♪
or else you're gonna find out!
Rebecca... don't you ever look at the town?
Wow, she sure is.
At least my daughter will remain safe!
"Gary was most interested in the litoral features of Michigan."
and now look at her, she's a Goddamned whore, Papa!
how flawed and treacherous it is!
Don't play his perverted games!
to spell hard words like "morbid" and "fern".
"Closely attentive to details, careful".
Well, because son, public schools are inefficient and dangerous.
how flawed and treacherous it is!
You little bastard! You cost me 50 bucks!
I have to extirpate a lesion in his cerebral cortex
so please don't be too cruel too him.
Very impressive, Mark.
You're damn straight he did.
"Closely attentive to details, careful".
you stupid little son-of-a-bitch!
It's off my first solo album.
that reading is easy and it's okay!
Well, because son, public schools are inefficient and dangerous.