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00:22:08
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Now our deflector shields are useless
You dumbass, Cartman! - Ay! I was under duress!
Guess the little pecker doesn't like missionaries.
Ay, that was Kyle that went number two in the urinal!
[Kyle muffled] I told you Tom Brokaw doesn't have a mustache, fat ass!
I have the infidel in my sights!
Oh, I had some bad burrito today.
What we need now is an argon-crystal laser.
Holy crap! They have photon torpedo!
The craft appears to have enough plutonium fuel aboard
You know, today I am reminded of psalm 46, line 39.
Oh for Pete's sake, what have you bastard done now?
Holy crap! They have photon torpedoes!
until they pop like little grape!
What we need, Susan, is we need money to build an interstellar cruiser.
and she has trapped our new CBC Ship in a...
I look like a fucking idiot up here.
Good! Now get them in our tractor beam!
Bo chaka bi!
Uh-huh... Mr. Brokaw, I presume?
Well, you can call leader till your ass bleed,
Now I'm warn you, Bill, Sally Struthers is a bit heavy.
Dude, you're gonna get bust for taking this thing.
You know, today I am remind of psalm 46, line 39.
They shine that light in your face
you and all your people are doom to eternal hellfire?
"though the mountains shake and--"
and she has trap our new CBC Ship in a...
They grab your balls with their leather-gloved hands
Warning: Deflector shield failing.
We adopt him.
and all your help is so greatly appreciate.
[alarm cries in native language]
And you taught us that helping people is what life is all about.
We have you lock on, fire ready.
have to live on a part of Earth that suck ass.
Maybe we'll come visit sometime!
This is getting us nowhere.
but the kid is going to have to land it somewhere.
But you will all burn forever in eternal hellfire!
Well, you certainly are welcome here, alien.
I know exactly where Sally Struthers is!
Approximately 31 hours ago,
These lasers aren't powerful enough!
Approximately 31 hours ago,
If you ever want to see this... little thingy again,
and squeeze as hard as they can
Oh I would never say anything.
Do it again!
Marvin and all his people come live here.
There's missionaries there, too.
Of course, if you don't want to tell us about the Ethiopian boy...
In fact, there's a mission right over there
Where are you going, back to your life of sin?!
God only knows what sadistic, backwards third-world country
What we need, Susan, is we need money to build an interstellar cruiser.
We'll have to resort to more drastic measures.
To help starving, helpless people who lived in a rotten part of the world.
We are very thankful to you for bringing our Marklar back to us.
A beautiful, lush place called Marklar!
Why would anybody send this asshole money?
This place is rad!
God only knows what sadistic, backwards third-world country
Alright children, we just need to know one thing:
and I thought it was totally cruel.
Now our deflector shields are useless
To help starving, helpless people who lived in a rotten part of the world.
you and all your people are doomed to eternal hellfire?
Maybe we should just take something precious of yours!
Great and noble alien creature,
Oh, weak!
You see, an argon-crystal laser can pierce thick space hulls