Name: Tweek vs. Craig
Released: 2016-09-29
Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

1) schoolwork

For the next week, rather than your normal schoolwork,
2) boner

What?! - Craig just called you a boner!
3) impersonation

And he started doing an impersonation of you being a chicken...
4) meatloaf

Mind like meatloaf!
5) sumo

In sumo, your body must be like a stone,
6) poop

He did?! - Yeah, he said you eat poop,
7) pong

Per shang der pong quang chong!
8) nephew

My little nephew Stanley has asked me
9) nicotine

"for I am all out of nicotine gum.
10) sander

The belt sander?
11) diarrhea

Did you hear that-- it sounds like diarrhea
12) bastard

You bastard!
13) temptation

♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
14) peek

try to sneak a peek at his wallet while he pays for you.
15) goggles

Well, alright, get some safety goggles
16) jerk

Agh! What a jerk!
17) jigsaw

and start getting acquainted with the jigsaw over there.
18) wardrobe

"Honey, can I get a new wardrobe?"

1) starve

while you starve to death
2) injure

Now, now, very few students are severely injure in Shop Class.
3) spar

So when you spar with Ned, here,
4) spout

♪ People spout "howdy neighbor" ♪
5) deserve

We deserve that.
6) punch

and then punch Tweek's mom in the hooters.
7) encounter

This ass is unlike any I have encounter, master--
8) screw

I don't like kids that screw around.
9) quit

Hey, quit screwing around back there!
10) involve

Craig, I'm not normally one to get involve in this kind of thing but...
11) suppose

You're suppose to be out fighting Tweek.
12) kick

He's gonna get his ass kick.
13) prove

Time for you to get prove wrong, fat boy.
14) teach

and Cartman, you teach Craig.
15) attempt

at least attempt to make love to me tonight.
16) spend

It's the time we spent together that really matters
17) happen

Agh!! What happen?
18) guess

I guess so. - Super, see ya there!

1) someday

You may someday be doctors or lawyers or scientists...
2) severely

Now, now, very few students are severely injured in Shop Class.
3) forever

Say we'll be this happy forever.
4) normally

Craig, I'm not normally one to get involved in this kind of thing but...
5) indeed

There is indeed great power in your ass, Eric.
6) perhaps

Perhaps you should consider sumo as a profession.
7) sometimes

Sometimes you can tell how much money a man has
8) finally

Okay, the time has finally come!
9) deep

just dig deep into that most man part of you.
10) quite

Kenny, I don't quite know how to tell you this, but...
11) soon

See you soon.
12) enough

Well enough of the lectures!
13) later

See ya later.
14) together

Now let's try this one together:
15) ago

about 15 minutes ago.
16) ever

How ever long Craig wants it to last.
17) least

at least attempt to make love to me tonight.
18) always

Yeah you are Tweek, you always get in trouble.

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