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00:22:08
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
115
Dude, the Civil War reenactment is tomorrow.
Did you happen to catch that ballgame last night?
the schnapps with the delightful taste of S'mores.
They're just a bunch of drunk wanker from Colorado.
we gotta make these little pecker stop
lots of plunder and womens. - Mrph rm!
that that was the longest drinking binge we've ever had.
tried to drive out the Union occupant
who is known for his guerrilla fighting and leadership skills.
Those frosted ones with the sprinkle on 'em?
"we will be forced to show the videotape
Prepare the mortar!
Fire a warning flare. - Yes, sir!
"Your son did not die in vain.
Let's bring those Confederate bastard down!
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
you two asshole have to be my slaves for a month?
Yeah, and now you can take that stupid beard off!
The Confederates would have whup ass in Topeka, too!
No, I've been reenact this war for 22 years now.
What ensue was a bloody battle,
have had to spend the evening being ridicule and made fun of
♪ People spout, "howdy, neighbor" ♪
That means slavery is abolish.
but after many hours, the Union army prevail.
They mock us in Kansas, soldier.
Some reinforcements are bound to show up.
This year belong to the Confederacy!"
You cheat, Cartman!
You're not suppose to rock.
Hey, I shot you, Ned. You have to fall down.
And I say it's high time we kick some ass!
Hey, it does taste like S'mores!
Yes, this year I've decide to fight for the glorious South.
I am keeping the beat. Your flute playing suck!
The South lose this battle, Cartman.
"and now I must rally the men onward to Missouri
I am hereby surrendering. - What?!
You see, history is forever.
Now our numbers are truly great.
Perhaps we should take Topeka - Huh?
It's finally over, Cartman. You lost!
The only man old enough to have actually seen the Civil War...
As soon as they sober up, they'll stop.
The only man old enough to have actually seen the Civil War...
"to be the only casualty so far,
but usually, you kn-- where are you going?
But we've tried everything Grandpa. What else can we do?
and that's the best turnout ever!
We're gonna take Topeka, once and for all!
We'll never stop them now.
Alright, alright. Let's just try again. 1, 2, 3, 4.
[coughs] Yeah and it's got quite a kick, too!
Why do we have to wait around for them to come back?
You can't ignore our anguished cries anymore!
should act all bummed and depressed...
He's right, boys. Slavery is illegal and immoral,
In national news, a frightening radical group from Colorado
As soon as they sober up, they'll stop.
Ah, splendid.
The Union be damned!
It's gonna be rad having Cartman be our slave.
the schnapps with the delightful taste of S'mores.
In national news, a frightening radical group from Colorado
They're just drunk, Cartman.
Boy, this just keeps getting weird, doesn't it?
We are pleased to sponsor you
No, they're not, stupid.
we take that hill, and when we stand tall upon it,
I'm also very proud to announce that this year's alcohol sponsor
You can't talk that way to a superior officer!
[Cartman] "Dear guys...