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00:22:49
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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- Give it kind of a Christmas looky? - Christmas cookie?
...nougat...
Okay, stop what you're doing. I need envelope stuffers, stamp licker...
Okay, stop what you're doing. I need envelope stuffer, stamp lickers...
...in, like, tinsel and twinkly lights.
- What? - I spelled out "boobies. " Ha, ha.
Otherwise, they're gonna throw it into the chipper. Tell him, Joey.
Remind me to review with you which pot is decaf and which is regular.
I'm gonna get back to retraining. Ahem.
Uh, yeah. Well, "Waitress at a Coffeehouse"...
Well, seeing that drunk Santa wet himself really perked up my Christmas.
Shielding your face and shriek like a girl...
It says here that a Muppet got whacked on Sesame Street last night.
...precision, shew...
...as I do daydream about outer space...
Some little girl loaned her uniform to her 19-year-old sister...
- What? - I spelled out "boobies. " Ha, ha.
They're fulfil their life purpose by making people happy.
On behalf of the Brown Birds of America, I salute you.
All right, do you have any, uh, coconut-flavored deities?
...and their corpses grotesquely dressed...
I'm training to be better at a job that I hate. My life officially sucks.
...and I'm hoping that maybe somehow, this may help make up for it. Okay?
...and you don't have to sell those cookies anymore.
Whenever.
...when I had absolutely nothing else to do?
I forgot. I am totally against that now.
Where exactly were you around 10-ish?
Well, I'm pretty tired from lugging the trees around.
- What do you think she'd like? - Maybe a Hello Kitty doll?
...in, like, tinsel and twinkly lights.
Well, that sounds doable. How much are the boxes?
Now, pay attention because this part's tricky.
Um, no, hi. I'm an honorary Brown Bird.
Yikes. That one doesn't look very fulfilled.
So this must be kind of neat for you, huh?
Although it looks like you bought an awful lot of cookies yourself.
I know. I feel horrible, okay?
That's crap.
No, no. I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime...