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00:22:48
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
2315
Yo, spackle boy.
I'm a masseuse. I give people massages and stuff.
No, an entertainment unit, with a mail cubby built right in.
So this is a half-caf, double-tall, easy-hazelnut...
In fact, she likes him so much, she put him on her, uh, freebie list.
Get out your checkbook, mister.
That's when the waistband actually goes over your head.
...nonfat, no foam, with whip, extra-hot latte, right?
...of five goofy coffeehouse guys... Uh-huh.
You know what? I'm just gonna go to bed. The fumes are giving me a headache. So...
I can't leave it. You gouged a hole in my dingy floor.
It'd take forever to pry this up. You should, uh... You should just leave it.
You hopped a little bit.
...if you wanna redo your bathroom floor.
Look at that. Every inch of this is glued down.
So I bumped you for Winona Ryder. Local.
Or reimburse you for that one.
All right. Who you got it narrowed down to?
How I like to melt stuff and how I dislike stuff that doesn't melt.
And who laminated it?
...Grandma's been sleeping a lot lately.
It'd take forever to pry this up. You should, uh... You should just leave it.
Whatever. It's the perfect end to the perfect weekend anyway.
Oh, my God. I totally forgot.
You know what, honey? You go ahead. We'll call her an alternate.
- Why two? - Because it's faster.
- No, that is what the game is. - Well, you just gave up really quickly.
- I highly doubt that. - Oh, yeah?
Ross, it took you 10 years to finally admit you liked me.
...but, you know, it was pretty cool, you know?
...nonfat, no foam, with whip, extra-hot latte, right?
Nothing. It's just old and dingy, that's all.
...of five goofy coffeehouse guys... Uh-huh.
You know, it's ironic, because I have a list...
- Yeah, no, I know. I'm just nervous. Oh.
It's just the "last desperate chance to have a family" kind of thing.
- Are you excited? - Yeah.
...of noogies and wedgies and flying wedgies and atomic wedgies and...
First, I'll divide my prospective candidates into categories.
I mean, that would be weird.