You're the gynecologist?

I have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline fracture in my right forearm...

Anything goes except eye-gouging and fish-hooking.

That was depressing. I just bought a pretzel...

I have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline fracture in my right forearm...

You! Chuckles. What's your name?

Could you leave a note? I'm on painkiller...

It's not as bad as it looks. It's a precaution.

I have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline fracture in my right forearm...

Is it the swearing? Is it the constant swearing?

Not on purpose. He ricocheted off you and got me.

I got tanked myself last night. Pretty dicey drive home.

That's not true. He smacked you once.

...and a severely bruised Adam's apple, but that really hurt.

It's oozing!

I mean, I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew...

It's not healed yet?

It would be nice after hearing 20,000 people chant, "You suck!"

Then when he goes to smack you, his hand will smell.

Thank you. My boss keeps slap my butt and acting like it's no big deal.

I got tanked myself last night. Pretty dicey drive home.

...he's known for his confrontational business style!

Would you rather live in the shirt pocket of a sweaty giant...

That was depressing. I just bought a pretzel...

This is ironic.

And besides, it's making all the other guys jealous.

I'm a little bit uncomfortable with the way that you express yourself.

- It's a little crowded. Do you mind? - Could you skooch?

No, not at all. That's ridiculous.

But she's really terrific.