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00:22:45
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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You can't just stare through the peephole for three hours.
Voted most datable neurosurgeon by Teen Beat?
She told everyone in the company about that infomercial...
...you'd be pulling her pigtail and pushing her down now.
For the milk-carton-spout thing.
And should become the penicillin of the 21 st century.
You're gonna get peep-eye.
...when it comes to deconstructing the psyche of the middle class.
For the milk-carton-spout thing.
Yep. Yep. That's what I didn't want to know.
...when it comes to deconstruct the psyche of the middle class.
And unless you're thinking about sublet my peephole...
Right. At the end, you choked on a cookie.
You can't just stare through the peephole for three hours.
...since sliced bread.
Ah, Sliced Bread. A wonderful Lady Macbeth.
If she kisses him good night, I'm gonna kill myself. I swear.
Peel the onion.
- Wow. What do you think she wants? - Well, maybe the crazy fog has lifted...
I'll go over and I will borrow something.
Yeah, stupidly charming, isn't it?
...but, uh, you seem awfully confident for a guy I just told I wasn't attracted to.
She's so brilliantly incisive...
And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave.
You are surprisingly strong.
...I was wondering if you'd like to go to a movie with me sometime...
...that you might end up feeling differently.
Third wife sold separately. "
You haven't worn that since you were 15. It doesn't even fit you anymore.
Okay? And whenever I can't do it, they're all, like, laughing at me.
Voted most datable neurosurgeon by Teen Beat?
All right, you yellow-bellied, lily-livered...
She's so brilliantly incisive...
All right, you yellow-bellied, lily-livered...
It's possible. You are very lovable. I'd miss you if I broke up with you.
Because this place is kind of depressing.
Yes. Are you one of the retarded cousins?
- It is truly ironic. - Hey. Can I ask you something?
Oh, you are a petty man.
Just trying to be supportive.