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00:21:58
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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In the middle of the exam I put my pinkie in his chin dimple.
...bocce ball tournament.
...all I wanna do is rip off his sweatpants and fanny pack.
Here is a mockup of our card. What do you think?
Congratulations! You just got married!
Where are the pictures that creepy pretzel vendor took of us together?
It's the semifinal...
...a cardboard cutout of Evander Holyfield from a Footlocker.
If you whip it right, you might hit a seagull in the head.
You know who I'm talking about? Bowl haircut, hairy fingers?
- Hi, honey, I'm home. - From the tequila factory?
...with the tree in the middle and the skater and the snow. Heh.
...all I wanna do is rip off his sweatpants and fanny pack.
Heh, sorry? Finally chew my leg out of that bear trap.
Oh, uh, ordinarily I would love to, but I am just swamp right now.
Remember how he behave at our wedding?
If you whip it right, you might hit a seagull in the head.
Congratulations! You just got married!
Normally that's not someone that I would be attract to.
You know? No strings attach. No relationship.
- Just the pizza place. - You hung up on the pizza place?
- No. - Because he wasn't invite.
And when I wouldn't give him my wedding ring, he threw a soda can at a bird.
I promise.
Because, uh, we split up.
Besides, I hate those conversations. I'm horrible at them, really.
He's awfully short. And I think he's talking to himself.
Oh, uh, ordinarily I would love to, but I am just swamped right now.
So in medical terms, I was thrice as randy.
Well, I can't say I'm altogether surprised.
Oh, man. You were so hard up, you practically came on to me.
Ugh, what is wrong with me lately? It's, like, every guy I see.
Besides, I hate those conversations. I'm horrible at them, really.
- It's gotta be going somewhere, right? - Ha, ha.
Apparently, I give them away for no reason at all.
Normally that's not someone that I would be attracted to.
- Really? So this happened to you? - Absolutely, yeah.
And to be completely honest, he's not that good in bed.
- Yeah, okay. Let's leave these two alone. - Aah!
So he took me to all these strip clubs and sleazy bars.
Where are the pictures that creepy pretzel vendor took of us together?
Okay. It's just that this is really embarrassing.
Is the cute blond guy delivering tonight? Very "Abercrombie & Fitch."
It was awful.
- Any painful gas? - No!
Besides, I hate those conversations. I'm horrible at them, really.
I am now a homeless person in a very serious relationship.
No, it's a wedding ring. You gotta get rid of it.
...you know, in your spare time. Do you cook? Ski?
Well, I can't say I'm altogether surprised.
And to be completely honest, he's not that good in bed.
Plus, it would be wrong, and weird and bad!