Name: The One in Massapequa
Released: 2016-10-18
Cast: Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry

1) tranquilizer

Somewhere, there is someone with a tranquilizer gun...
2) raffia

What do you need? We got, uh, lace, satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt--
3) bloomers

Did he put a little starch in your bloomers?
4) sidecar

Uh, even if the sidecar had a windscreen so your hair wouldn't get messed up?
5) wedlock

While we think it's simply marvelous that you're having this baby out of wedlock...
6) congratulation

- Congratulations, you two. - Thank you, we're so excited.
7) testicle

And I think my testicle may be in here too.
8) pounder

- What? - You were the 200-pounder who rode her.
9) sateen

What do you need? We got, uh, lace, satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt--
10) gingham

What do you need? We got, uh, lace, satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt--
11) zest

No, he's really great, though. He has this incredible zest for life.
12) windscreen

Uh, even if the sidecar had a windscreen so your hair wouldn't get messed up?
13) planetarium

- That proposal at the planetarium? - I know, I know. It was stupid.

1) sadden

...I'm sadden by the thought of those who could not be with us.
2) wipe

I just wipe it on Chandler's coat and got the hell out of there.
3) steep

Massapequa, it sounds magical. Is it steep in Native American history?
4) neglect

...who have been so neglect that they were incapable of love.
5) marry

No, no, I don't want to have to lie about us being married.
6) glow

Rachel, Rachel, look how you glow. May I?
7) mess

Uh, even if the sidecar had a windscreen so your hair wouldn't get mess up?
8) depend

That depend, how much did you hear?
9) sing

And Stevie Wonder sang "isn't She Lovely" as I walked down the aisle.
10) cry

No, really, any time Ross makes a toast, everyone cries and pats him on the back.
11) invite

- We were surprised we weren't invite. - Oh, no, it was just our parents.
12) slip

...I slip on a giant booger.
13) pat

No, really, any time Ross makes a toast, everyone cries and pat him on the back.

1) fantastically

My God, what a fantastically well-lit hallway.
2) quietly

Listen, why don't we just, um, sit and relax, you know, just be with each other quietly.
3) hopefully

- Yeah, I'd really like to. - Hopefully this time Mom won't boo you.
4) somewhere

Somewhere, there is someone with a tranquilizer gun...
5) normally

I know that normally Ross gives the toast, but this year I'm gonna do it.
6) finally

There was a 15-minute line for the buffet, and when I finally got up to the plates...
7) maybe

- Maybe I rode in on a Harley. - Okay, Ross, it has to be realistic.
8) otherwise

- You want to hang back and take a cab? - Okay, otherwise I'm not going.
9) probably

I know I probably don't say it enough...
10) simply

While we think it's simply marvelous that you're having this baby out of wedlock...
11) actually

- Tell me a little about yourselves. - Uh, actually, we should get going.
12) kind

But it was beautiful. It was small, but kind of spectacular.
13) along

Thanks for going along with this.

1) aglow

Everything isn't aglow with the light of a million fairies?
2) mischievous

And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin.
3) miraculous

Is there anything more miraculous-- Ooh, a picture of a dog. Whose is this?
4) upbeat

[BAND PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC]
5) bouncy

Look at this plate bouncy thing.
6) incapable

...who have been so neglected that they were incapable of love.
7) intricate

- Blind? - Well, not at first, but it was intricate work.
8) marvelous

While we think it's simply marvelous that you're having this baby out of wedlock...
9) unbelievable

- Unbelievable. It's great. - I love marriage.
10) enthusiastic

Well, he's a little enthusiastic. What's wrong with that?
11) belgian

And my veil was lace, made by blind Belgian nuns.
12) beloved

Nana, my beloved grandmother, who would so want to be here.
13) minded

...some of our friends are less open-minded.

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