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00:21:59
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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I think if the two of you had sex, the repercussion would be catastrophic.
Come on, wuss. Make love to me.
Then there was the second set. The infamous "booger" headshots.
He's paid for acting classes, headshot and stuff.
- You snooze, you lose. - He's not snoozing. He's teaching.
You'll be performing a service. Think of me as a ketchup bottle.
If I don't come out, it's because I've choked to death on the potpourri stink.
...I was planning on wearing a sequin dress out down to here.
You can take some castor oil. There's spicy foods.
Would you crouch down a bit so that I look taller?
Uh, sweetie, maybe you'd be more comfortable here.
That dialect coach who helped you with a Southern accent.
I You'd think the jalapeño would clear up your sinus, but no!
You're 80 percent efface. You're on your way. It still could last a while.
If I don't come out, it's because I've choke to death on the potpourri stink.
The doctor's keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry...
I would still like to be acknowledge.
...and the premiere is next week and you're all invite!
- I bet you she'll have it tomorrow. - You're on.
And there's the one that's prove most effective: sex.
Then he console me after I didn't get parts.
You'll be sit next to HotGuy372.
- You snooze, you lose. - He's not snoozing. He's teaching.
And, Joey, not that this should, uh, affect you at all, but, um, if you pick me...
That's interesting that you lost. Now, I forget, do you like to lose?
- Yes, money well-spent. - Yeah.
Seriously. Breathe louder, Ross. That's great.
Look, this guy fell asleep! He fell asleep too! Be mad at him!
You've been a little short with me lately. I'm not trying to irritate you.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
So somehow I have to pick between you three and Ross.
Seriously. Breathe louder, Ross. That's great.
I have to go pee. Apparently this baby thinks my bladder is a squeeze toy.
- Because I'm pregnant, I'm invisible? - Definitely not invisible.
- Well, which part exactly? - The whole thing! Here we go!
Sometimes, you have to bang on the end of it to get it to come out.
Uh, sweetie, maybe you'd be more comfortable here.
I'm looking forward to the next part...
She's a week late. She's got to have it today.
I don't think you're comprehending just how slutty this dress is.
I'm in THX. I'm unsuitable for children!
This is exciting. So glamorous! People taking our picture. How do I look?
...were you this irritating?
That's a great story. Tell it while you're getting me some iced tea.
I think if the two of you had sex, the repercussions would be catastrophic.
I know you're miserable. I wish there was something I could do.
Then there was the second set. The infamous "booger" headshots.
I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life.
You can take some castor oil. There's spicy foods.
You fell asleep!
Oh, no. Were you upset? Did you lose sleep?
- Because I'm pregnant, I'm invisible? - Definitely not invisible.