Name: The One with the Rumor
Released: 2016-10-18
Cast: Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry

1) romancer

- She put you on the map. - As a romancer of the elderly.
2) rach

"Dear Rach, you're such a great person." Not girl, "person."
3) weenie

"Dear Rach, you're a great person. Sorry about your teeny weenie."
4) dumpster

But three of us would meet behind a Dumpster to learn French.
5) culvert

Oh. And guess who I invited? Remember that guy Will Culvert from high school?
6) aversion

...and Rachel's having her aversion to poultry.
7) announcer

ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: Four wide receivers. On third and 18.
8) napkin

- Could you help me fold these napkin? - Sure.
9) yam

All right, who would, uh, like some yam? Will?
10) thinker

We may not be great thinker or world leaders.
11) sweetie

- Okay. - No, no, no, sweetie. No, not like that.
12) phoebe

PHOEBE: Oh.
13) yearbook

Okay. Okay. Listen to what Sean McMahon wrote in my yearbook senior year.

1) swear

I swear I didn't. Hey, is that why you guys...
2) scream

You know, it's been a while since we scream something. Maybe we should.
3) knock

So you knock her up but you're not gonna marry her.
4) flip

We said your parents flip a coin...
5) wrap

...wrap up the rest and puts it in the fridge? No.
6) invite

Oh. And guess who I invite? Remember that guy Will Culvert from high school?
7) burn

Damn you, ref. You burn in hell!
8) promise

No, there won't. I promise I will finish that turkey.
9) imagine

It's exactly how I imagine it would be.
10) sit

Uh, Rachel? Why don't you sit here? And, Will, you sit way over there.
11) decide

...decide to raise you as a girl, but you still had a hint of a penis.
12) hate

God, I hate her.
13) lose

Oh, by the way, he's lost a bunch of weight.

1) insanely

Cofounded the club, was that I was insanely in love with you.
2) technically

- What? - Well, the Lions technically won.
3) seriously

Seriously, who is this guy?
4) obviously

Obviously I didn't handle it very well...
5) apparently

Apparently you were a little mean to him in high school.
6) forever

It was in high school. It's not like it was binding forever.
7) normally

- Oh. I didn't know you liked football. - Well, normally, I don't.
8) totally

That's not totally true.
9) exactly

It's exactly how I imagined it would be.
10) maybe

You know, it's been a while since we screamed something. Maybe we should.
11) otherwise

- Joey, you don't have to finish that. - Oh, yes, I do. Otherwise, what's next?
12) probably

She probably wasn't familiar with the process...
13) late

I was working late in the library one afternoon.

1) smoldering

Wow, really got that sexy smoldering thing going on.
2) hermaphrodite

Everybody at my school heard it. You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader?
3) teeny

"Dear Rach, you're a great person. Sorry about your teeny weenie."
4) damp

- Didn't she walk with a cane? - Only when it was damp.
5) relieved

BOTH: Yeah. - Huh. A little relieved, I gotta say.
6) miserable

- A little mean? You made my life miserable. - I had no idea. I'm sorry.
7) imaginary

Are you sure you're not talking about your imaginary boyfriend?
8) overweight

Marching band, was kind of overweight. Well, really overweight.
9) unbelievable

- You are unbelievable. - Thank you.
10) lame

God, we were lame back then. Do you remember how into dinosaurs we were?
11) skinny

- Yes. - Could you also tell them I'm skinny now?
12) reproductive

...you had both male and female reproductive parts.
13) deaf

- You look incredible too. You're just so fit. - I'm watching the game but I'm not deaf.

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