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00:25:10
Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis
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Miranda suggested he be her houseguest, because his e-mails, always entertaining...
Please welcome our newlywed...
...just be careful not to eat any buckshot!
Congratulations, you lucked out.
That's very stylish for a pullout.
Christ! My rerun's here.
For some reason, this whirlwind wedding was extremely stressful for everyone...
I could've hired a nice gay decorator and none of this would've happened.
Then "shove" probably won't work.
The bed, the rose petal...
...8,000 little napkin with my name on them...
Do you have a spare toothbrush I could use?
I'd like each bridesmaid to carry a different flower: Tulips, irises, lilies, daisies.
You must be jet-lag.
At the least, she owe you a mortgage payment.
- That's beautiful. Is it Biedermeyer? - Inspired by Biedermeyer. Good eye.
If they get married within a month, I'm not going.
This is New York. Nothing is shocking. We've embrace public urination.
Should I be bother by the fact he wouldn't sign the card?
Everything in Miranda's new apartment was hand-picked, finished and arrange...
How can you refuse to be involved in a wedding?
"Love, glove, dove"
Even if you're not dating anybody, you could be engage in a couple of weeks.
...and two people who met a week ago announce their engagement.
The next night, Jeremy arrive. He was more adorable than Miranda remembered.
How can you refuse to be involve in a wedding?
I only hope that someday I can have what you two have...
Technically, it wasn't a third date...
- I barely know the bride and groom. - They barely know each other.
I'm officially out of men to fuck.
Meanwhile, I had become a frequent houseguest of Big's.
I also have to start drinking heavily.
Hardly.
Toto, we're not in single digits anymore.
"She said instantly she knew
...flowers everywhere.
Suddenly, it hit me.
I think I know you from somewhere.
- Seriously, I've known Jeremy a long time... - Which is more than the bride could say.
It's this amazing backless black satin.
It's too flaky for New York.
Is it hideous?
I've been tasteful and appropriate at seven other weddings.
My dad would not cop a feel just because some girl is wearing a slutty dress.
In a city as cynical as New York...
For some reason, this whirlwind wedding was extremely stressful for everyone...
I don't understand why women are so obsessed about getting married.
...and be thrilled to get an electric toothbrush head.
I'm addicted to Architectural Digest.
The next night, Jeremy arrived. He was more adorable than Miranda remembered.
I don't know. Isn't that a bit shocking?
I was leaving the party because there were no handsome men there.