Name: Old Dogs, New Dicks
Released: 2017-08-28
Cast: Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis

1) grappa

- More grappa? - No, thank ya.
2) doorman

You're a half hour late. Your doorman thinks I'm a hooker.
3) pretzel

- You're gonna put me off my pretzel. - You must take Big the way he is.
4) errand

I've been horizontal all day, and I had errand to do. I missed spinning.
5) whisk

...famous for his patented five-whisk rating system.
6) haircut

New Yorkers change their haircut, their politics...
7) doggie

I feel like I owe it to myself to take the doggie out for a walk around the block...
8) hippie

Maybe his parents were hippie and didn't believe in it.
9) bartender

I'm a bartender and I get awfully tired of dealing with other people's neuroses.
10) doorway

...a picture window, or a whole doorway of time...
11) intimacy

- What you have is real intimacy. - It's bed arrest.
12) trench

Surprise him at the bar wearing nothing but a trench coat and a smile.
13) aesthetics

Aesthetics are important to me.

1) circumcise

If 85% aren't circumcise...
2) obsess

My husband used to be obsess with watching sports 24 hours a day.
3) stink

The next day my sheets stunk of cigars. I changed them immediately.
4) bolster

Much later that night, bolster by coffee...
5) owe

I feel like I owe it to myself to take the doggie out for a walk around the block...
6) bother

Apparently, the other patrons aren't bother at all.
7) knock

- What the hell was that? - You knock me out of bed!
8) doom

Once you try to change a man, it's doom. They won't budge.
9) punch

So now I punch you. So now I have to say it.
10) dump

This from a woman who dump a guy over foreskin.
11) execute

I'm being execute tomorrow morning. That's my parole officer there.
12) suppose

Two hours later, I was suppose to meet Big at his place.
13) invite

Please tell me that we're not invite to the Bris.

1) subtly

I know, but you can subtly manipulate and cajole.
2) awfully

I'm a bartender and I get awfully tired of dealing with other people's neuroses.
3) terribly

Would you mind terribly if I smoked this, ladies?
4) fundamentally

I realized that neither of us would ever fundamentally change...
5) upstairs

Can I come upstairs with you?
6) positively

Really? You're absolutely, positively sure about that?
7) practically

You're practically a virgin.
8) meanwhile

Meanwhile, Charlotte was about to discover that some men can change.
9) somewhere

Then at 3... 00 a.m., somewhere between sleep and waking...
10) personally

Personally, I love an uncircumcised dick.
11) apparently

Apparently, the other patrons aren't bothered at all.
12) definitely

I know you can't change a man, and you definitely can't change a man like you.
13) apart

If you pull the wrong thread, everything falls apart.

1) uncircumcised

- You've never seen an uncircumcised one? - I'm from Connecticut!
2) veritable

The city is a veritable playground for men's roving eyes.
3) roving

The city is a veritable playground for men's roving eyes.
4) adaptable

- Because we are more adaptable. - I love morning sex.
5) arrogant

You are very arrogant.
6) obsessed

And now he's obsessed with watching me.
7) flaming

And all they want is these big flaming drinks.
8) jealous

I'm jealous. Big won't even spend the night at my place.
9) uncomfortable

I've been uncomfortable for too long, so I'm getting circumcised.
10) awake

It's 2:00 a.m. And I am still awake.
11) patented

...famous for his patented five-whisk rating system.
12) inevitable

Maybe we were at that inevitable point in the relationship...
13) uncut

The only uncut version of anything Charlotte had ever seen...

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