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00:25:03
Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis
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l got a big, old pocketful of Viagra.
...then l would be fucking my salad crisper!
Did you ever get it on with that old coot?
...to explain the random hopelessness of their miserable lives.
Douche products....
A bribe, so, you'll hang out and talk.
ls this a piece of veal or is this a piece of veal?
lf all l was interested in was freshness...
This is the gangster l was telling you about.
After work they went back to her place where Steve, the bartender...
Alligators in the sewer, pets in the microwave...
She told him it was a bad reaction to the shellfish from dinner.
You wanna answer your fuckin' phone?
Unbelievable fairy tales concoct by women...
Your silence reek of ageism.
l was so distract by your beauty...
The primitive Greeks clung desperately to myths...
You're not properly attire to meet my friends, mister. Hop to it.
-l'll get the check. -lf you ditch me in this place...
You owe me 150 million dollars.
They got married, moved to Connecticut and he is this amazing husband and father.
...shook Miranda's lack of belief system to the very core.
...magically transform into a grown man that you could bring out in public.
At 8:15, I arrive at Big's.
...Ed invite Samantha over to his townhouse.
lf they're not married, they're gay, or burn from a divorce...
...fell madly in love with my friend, Amanda's friend, Ashley...
Have you ever known anyone who's relationship changed magically overnight?
...but moves she never thought she'd experience firsthand.
The primitive Greeks clung desperately to myths...
He says, ''Marry me,'' and they live happily ever after.
You blew me off for a piece of politically incorrect meat?
Stop by the bar, see me sometime.
Meanwhile across town, Miranda was in hell...
From that night on, promiscuous women everywhere...
After what seemed like an eternity of not quite fitting together, we suddenly fit.
Have you ever known anyone who's relationship changed magically overnight?
Are you telling me that you are seriously capable of having sex with a senior?
Apparently, everyone in Manhattan wanted to be ''in Denial.''
From that night on, promiscuous women everywhere...
Three dinners and two extravagant lunches later...
Only recognizable by their slightly larger heads.
...in a mythical land between Carmine and Mulberry streets...
...to make their love lives seem less hopeless.
-Am l that needy? -Maybe he really did like you.
...to explain the random hopelessness of their miserable lives.
Unbelievable fairy tales concocted by women...
He's vibrant and powerful and generous.
The primitive Greeks clung desperately to myths...
l can, but you're so scary right now, l won't.
He's vibrant and powerful and generous.
...because this fabulous, magical relationship is never happening to you.