Name: The Cheating Curve
Released: 2017-08-28
Cast: Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis

1) gynecologist

I'm either gonna have to make an emergency visit to my gynecologist...
2) congratulation

Congratulations, it sounds like you found yourself a very talented stylist.
3) upkeep

...devoted to the upkeep and management of pubic hair.
4) squat

And you should see his squat thrusts. I'm just gonna say hello.
5) hive

If power lesbians represented Manhattan's chicest new social hive...
6) crotch

...shaved her crotch in the shape of a lightening bolt.
7) diaphragm

This is embarrassing. I got a new diaphragm and it's stuck.
8) filmmaker

...a documentary filmmaker she had met the week before...
9) sweetheart

Sweetheart, that's all very nice...
10) brunch

The next morning, Charlotte attended brunch at the home of Patty Aston...
11) circumstance

Not entirely inappropriate given the circumstance.
12) eyewear

Great shoes, killer eyewear and the secrets to invisible makeup.
13) asshole

You're sleeping with Big? He was such an asshole to you.

1) complicate

They're cool and they buy art and their lives aren't complicate by men.
2) devote

...devote to the upkeep and management of pubic hair.
3) transcend

...actually transcend the bad wine, stale cheese routine.
4) sneak

If it feels okay, why are you sneak around?
5) shave

If I knew we were going to be doing this, I'd have shave them.
6) swear

Seeing an emotionally unavailable man I had sworn off months earlier.
7) behave

I guess I better behave then.
8) pretend

I can't believe he had the nerve to kiss her and still pretend he wasn't cheating.
9) lick

Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls:
10) tear

And tore up little pieces of bread.
11) deserve

No, you deserve his undivided attention.
12) attract

We don't go around randomly attacking any man we're attract to.
13) exhaust

That night, Miranda was exhaust from her own night on the town.

1) sexier

I had never felt sexier or more alive in my entire life.
2) sparsely

...at a sparsely attended Harvard Alumni mixer.
3) suitably

With Samantha, Miranda and Charlotte all suitably occupied...
4) pleasantly

She was pleasantly surprised.
5) improperly

Pisses me off seeing people train improperly.
6) emotionally

Seeing an emotionally unavailable man I had sworn off months earlier.
7) randomly

We don't go around randomly attacking any man we're attracted to.
8) surprisingly

A surprisingly fabulous combustion that no one saw coming.
9) sexually

And while sexually, I feel that I am straight...
10) likewise

Likewise.
11) officially

Does this mean we're seeing each other again? Officially?
12) anymore

I'm really not in the mood to see a movie anymore.
13) suddenly

...or where it was going, suddenly felt like a huge mistake.

1) infuriating

That is an infuriating response.
2) fortuitous

When she felt her life take a fortuitous turn.
3) scintillating

...followed by dinner and scintillating conversation at Luke's...
4) grueling

Later that afternoon, following a particularly grueling workout with Thor...
5) undivided

No, you deserve his undivided attention.
6) proverbial

Is cheating like the proverbial tree in the forest?
7) liberating

There was something relaxing and liberating...
8) forgiving

And I'm more forgiving and realistic about human nature.
9) pubic

What is this thing guys have these days about wanting to shave your pubic hair?
10) unnatural

That night, in Mr. Big's kitchen, I performed an unnatural act of my own.
11) borderline

It was kind of sexy at first, but it's getting borderline humiliating.
12) stale

...actually transcended the bad wine, stale cheese routine.
13) sensational

- You look sensational. - You don't look so bad yourself.

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